Damn you, Bridget! Damn you to Hades! You broke my heart in a million pieces! You made me love you, and then you-- I SHAVED MY BEARD FOR YOU, DEVIL WOMAN!

Monty ,'Trash'


Spike's Bitches 27: I'm Embarrassed for Our Kind.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


JZ - Nov 21, 2005 5:16:04 am PST #5942 of 10003
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Daisy Jane, I'm so very sorry, for your friend and for everyone left behind. Just so very sorry. My thoughts are with all of you.

Emeline's life of crime and MM the Evil Time-Out Enforcer are terribly cute and entertaining. Also, any mention of Emeline is making me grin, because I saw Perkins get her birthday presentt on Saturday, and it is head-'splodey with the cuteness.

Saw Perkins and MG this weekend, huzzah! The spare room is shaping up nicely, and Perkins's place is well on its way to thorough fabulosity. It still needs a bit more fabulousness, as well as more stuff on the walls, but a good start was made, despite being frequently impeded by Ozzie stalking underneath our feet and tripping us up, occasionally flumping down on a stack of whatever we were working on.

And now I've seen Goblet of Fire twice in two days. It was just exactly as good the second time (though not so emotionally overwhelming, which is probably a good thing), but the audience kinda sucked. Lots of noisemaking, lots of people getting up and putting on backpacks and hats and possibly giant puppet heads and walking back and forth in front of the screen.

During the last scene between Harry and Dumbledore, that very quiet and mournful and fatherly scene, two teenage girls got up and left and as they were heading out, exactly during a moment of deeply felt silence onscreen, one of them called out in a high clear voice, "Well, FUCK DAMN, bitch!" and then they both giggled their way out of the auditorium. So at least I now know for certain that I have no paranormal mental powers and cannot use my brain as a weapon, because if I could those girls would've been really most sincerely dead.

And two seconds after they left, a toddler right behind us started opening a bag of Funyuns. Very, very slowly. ::crackle crackle crackle:: "Harry, I know you--" ::crinkle crinkle:: "Yes, sir, I--" ::crumple snap crack crack crinkle:: "We should have--" ::MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH::

Funyun Toddler, second against the wall when the revolution comes, right after the FUCK DAMN Gigglers.

But the Saturday night audience at the South Bay theater with Perkins and MG? Enthusiastic but crinkle and fuck damn-free, and there were a bunch of kids at the earlier showing wearing Hogwarts robes, and the boy in line immediately behind us was wearing a hobbit cloak and reading a copy of Bone. Best kid-in-line-for-a-movie Evar.


Gudanov - Nov 21, 2005 5:26:10 am PST #5943 of 10003
Coding and Sleeping

I wish I could go see the new HP movie.


Gudanov - Nov 21, 2005 5:26:49 am PST #5944 of 10003
Coding and Sleeping

Sorry about the funyun-eating toddler bastard.


Trudy Booth - Nov 21, 2005 5:27:37 am PST #5945 of 10003
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

I wish I could go see the new HP movie.

Too occult for KC?


SuziQ - Nov 21, 2005 5:28:41 am PST #5946 of 10003
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

*waves at JZ* Glad to see you got home safe. I figured Hec would have let us know earlier had the BART hole not produced his lovely wife.

I'm glad the second showing did not overwhelm you as much, though your audience needs a major cluesticking. I'm hoping to take K-bug and a few of her friends tomorrow night (my 3rd time, her 1st).

It was such a pleasure hanging out with Perkins and JZ, shopping, working on someone else's house, eating, and just chatting.

Also, any mention of Emeline is making me grin, because I saw Perkins get her birthday present on Saturday, and it is head-'splodey with the cuteness.

Me too!!! I saw it too!!! Heeeeeeee!


tommyrot - Nov 21, 2005 5:29:34 am PST #5947 of 10003
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Too occult for KC?

Voldemort is living in KC?


Gudanov - Nov 21, 2005 5:29:43 am PST #5948 of 10003
Coding and Sleeping

Too occult for KC?

My wife doesn't do movies and the kids are too young to take with me.


Trudy Booth - Nov 21, 2005 5:33:31 am PST #5949 of 10003
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

My wife doesn't do movies and the kids are too young to take with me.

That is just tragical.

Ditch them all! Go solo -- that's what chubby geek girls do.


Gudanov - Nov 21, 2005 5:35:37 am PST #5950 of 10003
Coding and Sleeping

Can't go solo either since that leaves my wife with the kids.


§ ita § - Nov 21, 2005 5:39:56 am PST #5951 of 10003
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Why can't your wife be left with the kids?