"My taquitos!"Heh.
There are no pretty boys in eyeliner prancing around me tonight. This is wrong.
Oh and I saw shoes last night that only JZ could pull off. I wanted to tell the woman but was told it might be considered rude.
Mal ,'Ariel'
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
"My taquitos!"Heh.
There are no pretty boys in eyeliner prancing around me tonight. This is wrong.
Oh and I saw shoes last night that only JZ could pull off. I wanted to tell the woman but was told it might be considered rude.
Dig the Gaz.
I t heart Gaz.
I also have Sunday-night insomnia. Which I most emphatically do NOT t heart one bit.
GO TO SLEEP!
GO TO SLEEP!
She's not doing it. Shout louder.
t tacklehugs billytea
GO TO SLEEP!
I'M TRYING!!!
I'M TRYING!!!
It's still not working. Try poking her. I'd do it myself but, well, tacklehugged.
I pop into Bitches, and it's all dogsuits and billytea talking about poking people.
Yep. Same old same old.
Meanwhile, in one of those moments of glorious irony, it turns out that whereas I like talking/thinking about the Hot Boys shagging, in real life the Hot Boys who are shagging like talking about me. I know this because of the following remark from my friend K:
My friend K: "You know C does an excellent impression of you?"
Me: "???? Impressions of me?"
Flatmate: "What about me?"
K: "Nah. But Fay's almost a charicateur of FABulousness. I remember when we were in bed and C was doing an impression of you, Fay, and then he said 'What would Fay think if she knew that I was lying nekkid in bed with you, having just shagged madly, with my peenie (sic) on your thigh, and talking about her?' And I told him 'I thinks she'd applaud.'"
Me: "!!!!!"
'What would Fay think if she knew that I was lying nekkid in bed with you, having just shagged madly, with my peenie (sic) on your thigh, and talking about her?' And I told him 'I thinks she'd applaud.'"I am really rather jealous right now.
Huh.
Stupid naps.
Internal clock is all frelled right now.