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Spike's Bitches 27: I'm Embarrassed for Our Kind.  

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Ginger - Nov 16, 2005 10:55:56 am PST #5094 of 10003
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

A friend who teaches at a local college said that she had students copying answers from their neighbors, even though to prevent that the students were given two different, color-coded versions of the test, so the students were copying answers for different questions. At that point, it becomes more a test of "just how stupid are you."

The honor code was part of everything we did at my university. They went over it in orientation and you signed a copy before every test. The philosophy was influenced by a beloved dean of students, who, when he was a math professor, used to give this speech before every test:

Today I am going to give you two examinations, one in trigonometry and one in honesty. I hope you will pass them both. But if you must fail one, let it be trigonometry. Many good men cannot pass an exam in trigonometry; there are no good men who cannot pass an examination in honesty.


Rick - Nov 16, 2005 10:56:16 am PST #5095 of 10003

The honor code at my college (Norwegian sister to juliana's college) was taken very seriously. Seriously enough that faculty were not allowed in the room while exams were given; they had to sit out in the hallway waiting for people to come out with questions. A member of the class would volunteer to deliver the exams to the faculty member when everyone was done.

So we were not treated like kindergartners. We were in charge. Any reports of cheating were investigated by a student committee and penalties were imposed by the committee. Faculty had no input. It was students who developed the policy and students could have changed it at any time. Prospective students were informed of the policy before they were admitted and were advised to go elsewhere if they did not agree with it.

I never saw anyone cheat, but I would have felt morally bound to report them if I did. Everyone I know felt the same way, which is probably why I never saw anyone cheat. But it was a student thing, not a faculty/administrative thing.


beth b - Nov 16, 2005 11:00:19 am PST #5096 of 10003
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

You don't have to go to the school. It's completely optional

nope you don't. but I don't know of any colleges or universities that don't have them.


beth b - Nov 16, 2005 11:02:45 am PST #5097 of 10003
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

So , it was my school that didn't take it seriously and there are other schools that do. that's cool. ( I thnk they thought they took it seriously. It was just delt with in such a prefunctory way)


ChiKat - Nov 16, 2005 11:08:00 am PST #5098 of 10003
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

I've never had to sign an honor code at any of the universities I attended, but there were things in the handbook about honesty and plagiarism.


Gris - Nov 16, 2005 11:09:18 am PST #5099 of 10003
Hey. New board.

The honor code is definitely serious at Tech. It kind of is Tech. Life as an undergrad there is distinguished by three things:

1) The core curriculum - 5 terms math, 5 terms phys, 2 terms chem, 1 term chem lab, 1 term bio, plus 12 terms humanities/social science, for everybody.

2) The house system (think Harry Potter without the hat, and seven houses instead of four.)

3) The honor code

It works well for us because we're so small - 900 undergrads is not many. In larger universities, it's simply not as workable. Sadly. Because I'm really hating taking in-class midterms and finals for the first time since high school.


Calli - Nov 16, 2005 11:15:03 am PST #5100 of 10003
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

I don't remember an overarching honor code that I had to swear to or sign off on at my university. But we often had to sign, "I didn't cheat, no siree!" thingies on individual tests. I didn't cheat, but often wondered if someone who did would think, "Golly. I cheated on this so I guess I can't sign the no cheating oath. Darn."


Jessica - Nov 16, 2005 11:18:23 am PST #5101 of 10003
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I didn't cheat, but often wondered if someone who did would think, "Golly. I cheated on this so I guess I can't sign the no cheating oath. Darn."

It's a bit like the "Are you a terrorist?" question on citizenship tests.


flea - Nov 16, 2005 11:23:18 am PST #5102 of 10003
information libertarian

I went to a school with a serious honor code and one of the benefits was that most exams were self-scheduled and self-administered. (The exceptions were stuff like art history slide exams where it would be a big pain to show 50 people the same 15 slides wherever they wanted to see them.) There was definitely a great academic culture that you were there to learn for yourself - a lot of people cared fiercely about grades, but only as a validation of your brutal hard work, not in a competitive sense.

We also had a social honor code that was very interesting - you were obligated to confront someone who was doing something that offended/deeply bothered you, and attempt to work to a mutual resolution. As you can imagine this was rather more controversial; I have some memory of a big brouhaha over dorm door whiteboard messages protesting Martin Luther King day. It was actually kind of like a bad Buffista social kerfuffle, now that I think of it.


tommyrot - Nov 16, 2005 11:28:25 am PST #5103 of 10003
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Now I want to create a questionnaire that has these questions:

  • Do you lie on questionnaires?
  • When asked about your truthfulness on questionnaires, do you answer honestly?

In Chicago there's a traffic sign that says, "Obay all traffic signs." I want there to be a sign that says, "Obay all signs that require you to obay all signs."