Yes, it's terribly simple. The good guys are always stalwart and true, the bad guys are easily distinguished by their pointy horns or black hats, and, uh, we always defeat them and save the day. No one ever dies, and everybody lives happily ever after.

Giles ,'Conversations with Dead People'


Spike's Bitches 27: I'm Embarrassed for Our Kind.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Atropa - Nov 15, 2005 10:39:41 am PST #4796 of 10003
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Oh, wow. You're very sweet. Size 6 or 8. Largish 6, though.

Spiffy. Insent right this minute!


Steph L. - Nov 15, 2005 10:43:36 am PST #4797 of 10003
It's actually been a really hard year, when you stop and do the math. Eliot would cry, too, if it didn't take him seventy minutes of therapy, two cocktails, and a Sondheim medley before he can experience a human emotion through the haze of his PTSD.

Tep, phoo on you, all the way out there in imminent-snow-land. You suck.

Clearly it's the weather which sucks, not me. You must have the brain worms.

Also, when will your mom get her bling kitty? Will you take a picture?

Heh. Probably not until the weekend, and I will definitely take a picture. And she will love Bling Kitty. She's a 58-year-old middle-American woman with the heart of a drag queen.


DavidS - Nov 15, 2005 10:45:56 am PST #4798 of 10003
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

HAVE YOU THE BRAIN WORMS?!?!?

It's a fair question.


Laura - Nov 15, 2005 10:47:45 am PST #4799 of 10003
This too shall pass.

For the November Birthday Girls that deserve more pampering, and anyone else in need of pampering:

Flowers

Pie!

and Wet men (thanks ita)


Nora Deirdre - Nov 15, 2005 10:53:31 am PST #4800 of 10003
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

For those who did not know this and did not see Allyson mentioning it in Natter: you can put Lush stuff on your Amazon wish list.

That is all.


amych - Nov 15, 2005 10:53:54 am PST #4801 of 10003
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Does anyone object if early December girls get in on a little of that pie and wet men action?


Laura - Nov 15, 2005 11:01:02 am PST #4802 of 10003
This too shall pass.

I'm a February Girl and I'm gonna get me some.


beth b - Nov 15, 2005 11:02:05 am PST #4803 of 10003
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

as an april girl - I all ready grabbed


erikaj - Nov 15, 2005 11:02:14 am PST #4804 of 10003
"Somewhere in this building is our talent." Toby Ziegler, my spirit animal

What's a fair question? Why is Tep where Tep is? Or when did Hec become the SF Chamber of Commerce? Or does Hec have brain worms? I'm a journalism grad...could do that all day.


Jessica - Nov 15, 2005 11:02:25 am PST #4805 of 10003
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Does anyone object if early December girls get in on a little of that pie and wet men action?

We've been sharing a brain lately, so I guess it's only fair that I should share my pie and wet men with you.