Oh, at first it was confusing. Just the idea of computers was like — whoa! I'm eleven hundred years old! I had trouble adjusting to the idea of Lutherans.

Anya ,'Get It Done'


Spike's Bitches 27: I'm Embarrassed for Our Kind.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Ginger - Nov 14, 2005 2:26:44 pm PST #4668 of 10003
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Five too early for a drink?

I say the sun is always over the yardarm somewhere.

Nora, what I use to get through those hellish conclusions is to begin a sentence "Thus it can be seen that ...." That somehow gets me into the summary mode, even if I later write out the pretentious phrase. It is possible that this is only helpful to me.

I hope the surgery is uneventful and successful, Jilli. I've been under general anesthesia twice in the last few years and I had zero trouble with the anesthesia part. I did discover that it helps to tell the anesthesiologist every odd reaction to drugs you've ever had. Also, after my last surgery, which was pretty long, I would have tortured a puppy for a bottle of water on the way home. My mouth has never been so dry.


Betsy HP - Nov 14, 2005 2:57:08 pm PST #4669 of 10003
If I only had a brain...

My parents used to put me to sleep by going for a drive. The vibrations + noise of the engine were apparently very soothing to me.

That worked on my firstborn, too. Put 'er in the baby bucket, drive around the block, and she was out.

Then you had the fun task of getting the baby bucket back into the house without waking her.

Sympathies, Plei. I think all of us have been there.


Cass - Nov 14, 2005 3:12:33 pm PST #4670 of 10003
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Yeah, car thing worked with/for me too. Getting the seats out with the boogers still asleep is the biggest trick.

I say the sun is always over the yardarm somewhere.
And dark. I say it's time for a glass of wine.


SuziQ - Nov 14, 2005 3:14:16 pm PST #4671 of 10003
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

I'm 400 words into a 1800 word paper and the brain is ded.

Blarg.


Trudy Booth - Nov 14, 2005 3:16:42 pm PST #4672 of 10003
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Is the vaccuum cleaner thing like the car thing? Sound and vibration? Maybe you could try that and skip the transferring of the sprog?


DebetEsse - Nov 14, 2005 3:19:16 pm PST #4673 of 10003
Woe to the fucking wicked.

Or, if you have it in-house, clothes dryer, perhaps


Trudy Booth - Nov 14, 2005 3:20:56 pm PST #4674 of 10003
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Do not put the baby IN the dryer.


DebetEsse - Nov 14, 2005 3:21:28 pm PST #4675 of 10003
Woe to the fucking wicked.

Especially not if you're going to turn it on.


Cass - Nov 14, 2005 3:22:34 pm PST #4676 of 10003
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Mmm, warm fluffy baby...


Trudy Booth - Nov 14, 2005 3:22:54 pm PST #4677 of 10003
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

This is wild, there is a woman on Antiques Roadshow who is a great, great, great, great grand daughter of John Brown.

This makes her a distant cousin of mine (I'm decended from one of his brothers). Its kinda weird.