I am afraid I will never get to be an aunt, either. My brother needs a very assertive gf...maybe I should introduce him to Allyson and have her whip him into shape? But if you were to ever do that literally I'd rather not know.
'Out Of Gas'
Spike's Bitches 27: I'm Embarrassed for Our Kind.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Speaking of real genius, anybody got a spare 25 grand? [link]
Link directly to MIT's Fab Labs site: [link]
Cool beans.
Kids movies don't count. I will watch most anything if the plea involves calling me Auntie...
Lion King is a Broadway show.
My sister sent me this list.
Things that you can say ONLY at Thanksgiving
1. Talk about a huge breast!
2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3. It's Cool Whip time!
4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!
5. Whew, that's one terrific spread!
6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
7. Are you ready for seconds yet?
8. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
10. Don't play with your meat.
11. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.
12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
13. I didn't expect everyone to come at once!
14. You still have a little bit on your chin.
15. How long will it take after you stick it in?
16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
17. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!
18. That's the biggest one I've ever seen!
19. How long do I beat it before it's ready?
20. Mmmm, moist meat.
Lion King is a Broadway show.But I know the songs and the plot... From the movie.
Yeah, but its got giant puppets on Broadway.
This is not swaying me into musicals...
I grew up in a state that has a musical named for it, and whose state song is the closing number of said orchestra. And every damn kid in the state knows the song, knows why the musical is important to American musical theatre, what the source material of said musical was, who wrote it, and which town he was from.
And this in a state where a majority of the people believe the earth was created in six days.
Amazing puppets. You'll cry.
Good, good night. Went to Old Skool Goth Night. Got drunk. Grabbed my friend James's ass a few times. Made out with my friend Michael who I've known (and lusted after) since before I got married to that miserable fuckhead. I feel like I'm 22 again. Woo!