Wait? Ethernet and he does floors? I want a baby!

I want a baby!

::raises eyebrow::

Roombas are cheaper.

Also? Cat toy.

Okay, no baby. I want a Roomba. And a camcorder.

Roombas are cheaper.

And don't run 24/7/365.

Baby with a toggle on/off button?

Okay, no baby. I was momentarily delusional.

Baby with a toggle on/off button?

I want to get that upgrade for Annabel!

Rob Corddry's This Week in God is starting to grow on me.

The baby is also a cat toy. Sort of.

A Roomba doesn't demand to be fed or changed after it cleans your floors.

Legion would slit both our throats in the night if we got a Roomba in addition to the baby. He's that close to the edge.

Cheerios, somewhat later.

Adventures in grocery shopping:

Time spent shopping: 20 minutes
Time spent in checkout lane: 25 minutes
Time spent driving to and from store: 1 hour and change.

Of note: As I was picking through the green beans, I noticed a lot of little slugs on them. So I started pulling out the beans with attached slugs and setting them to one side (on top of the bags of potatoes). As I'm continuing to search for enough decent beans, a store employee comes by, grabs the slug beans, and throws them back into the bin.

As I was wheeling my cart to my car, I watched the person in the space next to me back out insufficiently and proceed to hit my car. It wasn't a significant whack, but he left a little paint on my bumper. I'm debating telling the DH. He'll go orbital.

And probably at me, for not reporting it. But, seriously, like I'm going to go through the hassle for a little nudge? I'd have to somehow get through to the old man driver that he needed to wait, then call the embassy's security receptionist, have them send a security team, etc etc. No. I'll save that for when someone really hits me.

Hi Raq! Ewww on the shopping adventure. I dislike shopping anyway, but if you added super long checkout times and bugs I'd never go.

I'd totally ignore the bumper nudge and deny knowledge if DH sees it. I'm all hassle avoidant.

I hosted my book club last night. Tiny group of 6 because most of us are still trying to get back to normal schedules and all the stuff in life that was put off for 2 weeks was scheduled this week. I served mulled wine which was a big hit. Also pumpkin bread, yum. We worked like crazed ones to get my new room construction to a reasonable state of completion.

My usual method of cleaning up for guests involves tossing all the crap from surfaces into a big box to be dealt with later. Yep, I have another box in that stack. Someday I'll have no boxes, I just know it.

Ellie and I are up. She is on day 3 (I think) of her 1st cold. I hate hearing her cough. I feel bad for her, but I think she's okay in the grand scheme. Of course, Joe and I are sick too.

juliana, I've been thinking lots about you, sweetie.