Mal: How come you didn't turn on me, Jayne? Jayne: Money wasn't good enough. Mal: What happens when it is? Jayne: Well... that'll be an interesting day.

'Serenity'


Spike's Bitches 27: I'm Embarrassed for Our Kind.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


DCJensen - Nov 08, 2005 6:58:18 pm PST #3677 of 10003
All is well that ends in pizza.

Generally some people are too stupid to replace bags/clean their vacuum cleaners.

The problem is, they won't want to clean their bagless vac, either.


Trudy Booth - Nov 08, 2005 6:59:00 pm PST #3678 of 10003
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Alright, order is placed. NOBODY SHOW UP AND TELL ME YOU HAVE A THINGY.

And seriously-- you plug it in, throw the switch, push the thing around, the crap is off the carpet. What IS that guy on about?


brenda m - Nov 08, 2005 7:00:18 pm PST #3679 of 10003
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

My vacuum lost suction recently. I actually managed to fix it this weekend - turned out the problem was a ginormous clog of dog hair in the tube, so compressed that if I'd kept trying to vacuum for much longer, I might've had me a diamond.

But at least the carpets are clean again.


Cass - Nov 08, 2005 7:02:09 pm PST #3680 of 10003
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

I have to have bagless. I don't buy new bags. Of course I hate vacuuming with the passion of a thousand firey suns but seeing the stuff and dumping it out makes me feel like I am at least accomplishing something.

Who is this vacuum cleaner guy?


Trudy Booth - Nov 08, 2005 7:02:55 pm PST #3681 of 10003
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Sure, dog hair happens -- but Dyson Boy makes it sound like you push the thing around for thirty seconds before you have to flip it over and go at it with a chopstick.


Trudy Booth - Nov 08, 2005 7:03:49 pm PST #3682 of 10003
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

I'm thinking of getting Mom a Roomba.


Cass - Nov 08, 2005 7:07:42 pm PST #3683 of 10003
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

I think I need a Roomba. And a camcorder.

props to DebetEsse for the link


DCJensen - Nov 08, 2005 7:13:15 pm PST #3684 of 10003
All is well that ends in pizza.

Roomba story? Funny. Snerk.


Trudy Booth - Nov 08, 2005 7:15:15 pm PST #3685 of 10003
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Cassie, can you hop on an IM for a sec?


Trudy Booth - Nov 08, 2005 7:57:23 pm PST #3686 of 10003
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Can I hug Joe & Aimee here?

hugsandhugsandhugsandhugsandhugs