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Spike's Bitches 27: I'm Embarrassed for Our Kind.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


billytea - Nov 02, 2005 2:17:19 am PST #2250 of 10003
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

( continues...) Three of them, including a juvenile! Did I mention, Faunapalooza? FAUNAPALOOZA!!! The juvenile was a bit nervous. It wanted to check me out, from a distance, make sure I was no threat. The other two seemed entirely unfazed.

Many many highlights. They had cassowaries. Quite a few. I got ridiculously close (there was a fence, but both of us were taller than it). AS was getting nervous at this point, as I'd explained their potentially lethal properties. They had koalas, and one was active - feeding, climbing, and sitting on another koala's head. We had bags of feed, and fed wallabies. We fed a mother with a joey. We fed the joey.

Then we saw the barking owl.
I'm sorry. What did you say?
The barking owl.
That's what I thought you said.
There was an owl. It barked at me.
Is that supposed to help?
It's also called the screaming woman owl.
...I was happier when it was barking.
Most people are. I know I was.

The barking owl really does sound like it's barking. And it's gorgeous, and was standing a few feet from us and happy to stay there. It looked like something was wrong with one eye, it may have had a cataract. It was the highlight of the trip for AS.

Wedge-tailed eagles! From a distance I could only see one, but the other one was on the ground. Flat out on the ground, with wings spread, soaking up the sun. These are impressive eagles, about the size of a golden eagle. See, not only was I seeing lots of Australian animals, there was all sorts of cool behaviour going with it. Like, the bronzewing pigeons actually pulled the broken wing thing. (If something gets too close to the nest, they pretend to have a broken wing and lead them away on the pretext that they're an easy meal.)

Last thing to note, the emu mugging. These are some of the dumbest birds on the planet, fairy penguins included, but they're also pretty big. Not as aggressive as cassowaries, but they have been known to get spooked. They're taller than I am, and if they know you have food, they want their cut. So I enter the emu and red kangaroo enclosure (red kangaroos! FAUNAPALOOZA!!), and these emus start sidling up to us, making their gulping call and with eyes fixed firmly on the bags of food. Now AS is shrieking and hiding behind me (and almost pulling me over), while I try to teach the second-largest bird on the planet some manners. I loved it. Right up there, eye to eye. The solution, by the way, is simply to tip some food onto the ground. They go for that, you wander off, and by the time they're done they've completely forgotten where it came from in the first place. Like I said, not smart.

There were other critters (satin bowerbird! Sulphur-crested cockatoos! Parrots of many varieties and hues!) but these are good highlights. Oh, and Makybe Diva won the Melbourne Cup for the third year running. As if that can compete with FAUNAPALOOZA!

FAUNAPALOOZA!!!!


Jars - Nov 02, 2005 2:22:09 am PST #2251 of 10003

That is awwwwwwwww... worthy for so many reasons, billytea. But especially the penguins, adorable little dorks that they are.


billytea - Nov 02, 2005 2:45:00 am PST #2252 of 10003
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

That is awwwwwwwww... worthy for so many reasons, billytea. But especially the penguins, adorable little dorks that they are.

They are! Ask Aziz Steph, she knows!


SuziQ - Nov 02, 2005 2:52:35 am PST #2253 of 10003
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

YAY bt. Very cool. So much more exciting than the penguins in Monterey, though that was pretty cool too.

Am up. Am headed to work. Today HAS to be a better day than yesterday.

Toward that end, please let me say thank you to all the bitches for putting up with me and thank you to the letter W, just cause.


Laura - Nov 02, 2005 3:06:37 am PST #2254 of 10003
Our wings are not tired.

Yes, a better day for all!

Yay Faunapalooza! Yay barking owls!

Speaking of peeps, has anyone talked to -t lately? I worry about her, and never remember to email.

She sent me a note a couple days ago. Still seeking normalcy.

Same old same old here. No power, no school. They have all but 21 schools powered up, but they said opening schools adds 90,000 cars to the roads daily and without working traffic lights we can't handle it.

We are off boil water orders! I don't have to use bottled water to brush my teeth anymore. It's the little conveniences.


Steph L. - Nov 02, 2005 3:14:21 am PST #2255 of 10003
I look more rad than Lutheranism

That is awwwwwwwww... worthy for so many reasons, billytea. But especially the penguins, adorable little dorks that they are.

They are! Ask Aziz Steph, she knows!

'Tis true -- fairy penguins are total cuteheads, but astonishingly dumb.


billytea - Nov 02, 2005 3:16:42 am PST #2256 of 10003
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

I'm sayin'!


brenda m - Nov 02, 2005 3:47:27 am PST #2257 of 10003
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Son of a bitch. My sister's boyfriend, who she's in the process of moving to fucking Sweden to be with, just broke up with her via email. Fucker. I need to kill something.


DebetEsse - Nov 02, 2005 3:48:52 am PST #2258 of 10003
Woe to the fucking wicked.

Asshat!

That sucks, brenda.


Cashmere - Nov 02, 2005 3:49:02 am PST #2259 of 10003
Now tagless for your comfort.

She's moving to SWEDEN for him and he broke up with her via EMAIL??? WFT???

Killing's too good for him.