Why do the people in my office not recognize that my priorities are the ONLY priorities that matter. Geeeesh.
You never know if a girl's gonna say 'yes', or if she's gonna laugh in your face and pull out your still-beating heart and crush it into the ground with her heel.
Xander ,'Help'
Spike's Bitches 27: I'm Embarrassed for Our Kind.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
SuziQ - Nov 01, 2005 12:25:46 pm PST #2096 of 10003
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame
Nora Deirdre - Nov 01, 2005 12:27:41 pm PST #2097 of 10003
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
oh, see, I thought that was just me, Maidengurl! When will they ever learn?
Want husband here now. Want turkey dinner soon.
We got upgraded last week when we were at this hotel and now we're in a normal room and it certainly suffers by comparison. Oh, WOE.
P.M. Marc - Nov 01, 2005 12:28:06 pm PST #2098 of 10003
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
OMG. Am ded from cute.
Friends had a baby in Feb. If we can come up with enough cows, he's totally our future SiL. ANYHOW, they just sent peektures of his first Halloween costume.
He was dressed as The Cheat. From Homestar Runner.
So. Fucking. Adorable.
Jessica - Nov 01, 2005 12:29:32 pm PST #2099 of 10003
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
He was dressed as The Cheat. From Homestar Runner.
t is in love
Nora Deirdre - Nov 01, 2005 12:32:19 pm PST #2100 of 10003
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
He was dressed as The Cheat. From Homestar Runner.
Best. Costume. Ever.
P.M. Marc - Nov 01, 2005 12:40:08 pm PST #2101 of 10003
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
It's really fabulous. I'm in costume awe.
Shari_H - Nov 01, 2005 12:43:40 pm PST #2102 of 10003
Keep breathing!
OMG. Am ded from cute.
Why do people write "ded"? Is that a thing I missed? It makes me laugh because of a story about Harpo Marx (not the cute trick or treater, the other one).
He was friends with many members of the famous Algonquin roundtable - Alexander Woolcott, George S. Kaufman, Dorothy Parker, et al. At one weekend party at Woolcott's little island estate off Vermont, all the literary folks played murder. One author (memory fails on her name) was the victim, and spent hours in a little out-of-the-way bathroom at the back of the house before she was discovered. Once they found her, it was easy to tell who the murderer was. The clever one had written "You are ded" on the toilet paper, in lipstick. Since Harpo was the only one in the place whose education had ended in 3rd grade, suspicion naturally, and rightly, fell on him. Makes me smile, every time.
Stephanie - Nov 01, 2005 12:48:38 pm PST #2103 of 10003
Trust my rage
While we are asking, what's the origin of "Bob likes carrots" and WTF does it mean????
Amy - Nov 01, 2005 12:52:02 pm PST #2104 of 10003
Because books.
While we are asking, what's the origin of "Bob likes carrots" and WTF does it mean????
Oh god, thank you for asking this. Because I have no idea, either.
Toddson - Nov 01, 2005 12:53:19 pm PST #2105 of 10003
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
Doing one of my perpetual drive-bys - we have a big meeting in one week and it's been insane for the past month - Betsy HP's story about the deer reminded me of something that happened last week.
A deer wandered out of Rock Creek Park into Georgetown (for those of you who don't know DC, it's a fashionable (expensive) neighborhood with lots of shops). It wandered through Diesel and Ralph Lauren and was cornered in a dressing room by Animal Control. They shot it with a tranquilizer dart and took it back to the park. In a truly Washingtonian touch, as the unconscious deer was carried out, the crowd outside began chanting "Free Bambi!"