I'm trying to decide what to do tonight. My choices are:

A) eat leftovers, go to Dad's and watch hockey. It's Canadiens vs Rangers, this is the same thing I'll be doing tomorrow, except I'll be watching Tampa play Atlanta, and flipping to whatever OLN is showing during the commercials.

or

B) eat leftovers, stay at home with the lights off to avoid trick or treaters (I have no candy) and watch more Starsky and Hutch.

"Shangaan" isn't a language, it's a tribal affiliation.

Now I'm really gone. Third time's the charm.

A-N-N-A-B-E-L. THERE IS NO "LE" AT THE END OF THE NAME. IF YOU ALL ARE GOING TO GANGTACKLE MY WIFE FOR HER WEEKLY "I WORRY THAT OUR DAUGHTER WON'T BE SPEAKING FLUENT SHANGAAN AND MEDIEVAL ITALIAN BY THE TIME SHE IS FIVE" THEN AT LEAST SPELL MY DAUGHTER'S NAME RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

dw, there's no need to shout. While the conversation may have been tense and uncomfortable, it was in no way a gangtackle.

Pop Tarts as Breakfast, Lunch, and Pre-Dinner snack are why we stopped buying them two weeks ago. But, dude! Big Lots and Grocery Outlet had huge boxes of them! If you skip the toaster step, they're instafood!

IOW, it beats the handful of chocolate chips I deemed lunchworthy.

Oh, wow! Just went to fill my new asthma medication, and MassHealth ACTUALLY PAID FOR IT! YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY!

it beats the handful of chocolate chips I deemed lunchworthy.

That's bad. You at least have to have multiple food groups -- like, say, Cheetos from the machine (salty snax group), Candy from the bag that was supposed to be for the students and I wasn't gonna have any (sweet snax group), Last few Altoids in the tin (minty-fresh group).

Swahili? I thought we wanted her to work on Aramaic and Koine Greek

KOINE??

KOINE???????

THERE WILL ONLY BE ATTIC AND IONIAN GREEK SPOKEN IN OUR HOUSE, WOMAN! HOW DARE YOU SUGGEST SHE STOOP SO LOW AS TO SPEAK KOINE! I BET YOU WANT HER LEARNING VULGAR LATIN, TOO!!!!!

I'm trying to decide what to do tonight.

SINCE I'M JUST IN THIS CAPSLOCK DICTATOR MODE I WILL SHAME YOU FOR EVEN THINKING THAT STARSKY AND HUTCH IS AN EQUAL TO A BATTLE BETWEEN TWO ORIGINAL SIX TEAMS WITH WINNING RECORDS. THE RANGERS HAVE CHUNKS OF STARSKY AND HUTCH IN THEIR STOOL. THE CANADIENS DO TOO, BUT I DON'T KNOW THE FRENCH WORD FOR "CHUNKS" OR "STOOL."

t puts away big stick

Then MassHealth may live another day.

Not to totally speak for my husband, but I'm pretty sure dw meant that to be funny shouting.

ETA um, xposted...

We are out of the Salty Snax group, and I am sick of the Flavored Oatmeal group.

(Normally, I'd make a sandwich, but there's no bread.)