vw, I hope that woman in your PCP's office gets all icky candy for Halloween.

I wore my $4 Target t-shirt with the pumpkin sequined on the front to work today. I left my husband trying to figure out how to attach a tiger tail to his bike shorts for his commute.

I am wearing ankle length black wool skirt, black twinset, black fishnets, black pointy toed boots, and the tiara Seanie gave me a couple of years ago.

Hee! Hec, you forgot one. "Lost art, ducking." But it's okay, bunk, part of what I'm here for. Teppy's Crush Guy is stupid and annoying(hopefully other stuff too) but he might still need a footrest up his ass. Happy birthday, Daniel. Happy anniversary, Pete and Jilli.

Teppy, I don't know if CrushBoy is annoying or not, but I do know (through extensive experience) that it's possible to look remark-worthily good, and not attractive enough to shag.

So far, a hallmark of my life.

Teppy, I don't know if CrushBoy is annoying or not, but I do know (through extensive experience) that it's possible to look remark-worthily good, and not attractive enough to shag.

So far, a hallmark of my life.

You've admitted in the past, though, that you don't always pick up on "I want to shag you" signals. So perhaps your data are flawed.

You've admitted in the past, though, that you don't always pick up on "I want to shag you" signals.

Who does, though?

However, in scenarios where *I* want to be shagged, and pursue that angle, I usually end up giving up. If he doesn't try to bed me within the first 48 hours of flirting with me, the scenario flatlines beyond my capability to resuscitate.

Aimee, what, no sceptor?

I forgot it.

I will have it this evening when we are trick or treating.

Hey - aren't you at Mouseland?

We are in traffic. Suuuurrrprise.

lol.

Well, what time are you guys leaving the park? We plan to take Em trick or treating but I do want Jilli and Pete to come by and see the Pink Cuthulu and hang for a bit. And anyone else who wants come as well.