Joe could easily beat Jimmy at chess. In fact, Joe could beat Jimmy's father, and everyone else in the family excepting the cat, who still stayed out of Joe's way. The cat did note that Joe's chess playing, while good, had a major weekness which would only be revealed in tournament play. So one night, the cat snuck out and went to Pete's Grocery. She stole a copy of Modern Chessplaying Animals and brought it home.
Hell, I don't know. If I had wanted schooling, I'da gone to school.
Jayne ,'Ariel'
Natter 39 and Holding
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - Oct 29, 2005 9:23:40 pm PDT #9979 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Burrell - Oct 29, 2005 9:23:45 pm PDT #9980 of 10002
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
y'all need to hurry up and force the Stompies to open a new thread so I can post a big yawn and go to sleep.
Alibelle - Oct 29, 2005 9:23:59 pm PDT #9981 of 10002
Apart from sports, "my secret favorite thing on earth is ketchup. I will put ketchup on anything. But it has to be Heinz." - my husband, Michael Vartan
I don't watch Prison Break. Sorry?
Also, I'm sorry you're so overworked.
Trudy Booth - Oct 29, 2005 9:24:05 pm PDT #9982 of 10002
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
maybe joe and the kitty can eat ali's cold turkey
Kat - Oct 29, 2005 9:24:12 pm PDT #9983 of 10002
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
No, Kristen, she's making me watch one of them. It's bad enough.
Though I did get to drool over the pretty on Alias.
Kristen - Oct 29, 2005 9:24:38 pm PDT #9984 of 10002
I find PB far less head hurty than Alias.
Kat - Oct 29, 2005 9:24:53 pm PDT #9985 of 10002
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
Faster, pussycats, kill (natter) kill!
beth b - Oct 29, 2005 9:24:54 pm PDT #9986 of 10002
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!
The tuna and cold turkey like to go out dancing together.
Trudy Booth - Oct 29, 2005 9:25:23 pm PDT #9987 of 10002
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Prison Break is EXCEPTIONALLY pretty
beth b - Oct 29, 2005 9:25:32 pm PDT #9988 of 10002
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!
Faster, pussycats, kill (natter) kill!
they like tuna better