Once there was a cat. A very wise cat who took good care of her human family. But then the mommy and daddy decided that one pet was not enough, as their son Jimmy thought that cats were lame and that he'd really much rather have a penguin.
We die horribly and painfully, you go to hell and I spend eternity in the arms of baby Jesus.
Gunn ,'Not Fade Away'
Natter 39 and Holding
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - Oct 29, 2005 9:08:01 pm PDT #9921 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Burrell - Oct 29, 2005 9:08:18 pm PDT #9922 of 10002
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
Robin! Now that I am angry at my car for being a key-eating brat, I need to pick your BF's brains about cars, particularly minivan vs SUV.
Kat - Oct 29, 2005 9:08:30 pm PDT #9923 of 10002
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
is he going to eat the penguin?
Alibelle - Oct 29, 2005 9:08:31 pm PDT #9924 of 10002
Apart from sports, "my secret favorite thing on earth is ketchup. I will put ketchup on anything. But it has to be Heinz." - my husband, Michael Vartan
Massaging and babysitting is too much. I'll withdraw my offer.
Kat - Oct 29, 2005 9:08:57 pm PDT #9925 of 10002
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
Alibelle = big meanie.
Scrappy - Oct 29, 2005 9:08:59 pm PDT #9926 of 10002
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
Empanadas rule!
I had pumpkin ravioli with white wine and butter sauce. Yummy.
Burrell - Oct 29, 2005 9:09:01 pm PDT #9927 of 10002
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
I'll babysit! I do have a needs list though. Is that a problem?
That depends.
Kat - Oct 29, 2005 9:09:37 pm PDT #9928 of 10002
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
I'm so hungry. But also faintly nauseated.
Trudy Booth - Oct 29, 2005 9:10:01 pm PDT #9929 of 10002
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
If the kitty eats the penguin I will cry.
If it was a massaging babysitting penguin Burrell will cry.
Burrell - Oct 29, 2005 9:10:08 pm PDT #9930 of 10002
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
Massaging and babysitting is too much. I'll withdraw my offer.
What. Ev. No one was *asking* for you to give them a massage. Poopy!