Oh, wow. This place looks great. Oh, I feel like a witch in a magic shop.

Willow ,'Help'


Natter 39 and Holding  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


dw - Sep 22, 2005 2:18:07 pm PDT #96 of 10002
Silence means security silence means approval

I've been running non-stop from 11am to now. Missed the afternoon. But damnit, why didn't I know about the Email Bunny BEFORE my birthday? And how do I convince Corporate Express to carry it?

In the Like You Care Department, with 11 days to go in the fantasy baseball season I have officially locked up at least a 5th place finish, my best finish since 2001. I will win money! Not all that much, but I WIN MONEY!


tommyrot - Sep 22, 2005 2:52:36 pm PDT #97 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Well, my eyes are not defective. Since I have not had a physical in ages, I need to have one to rule out a thyroid problem, diabetes, etc. The Doc. said it was probably stress-related. He also said that I should rest my eyes for a few minutes every hour when I'm working on a computer (he mentioned the California law that guarantees this).


Steph L. - Sep 22, 2005 2:53:31 pm PDT #98 of 10002
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

No, see, I don't even want to talk to the people whose names were in my address book that was in the phone that was up someone's ass.

"The way your daddy looked at it, this cell phone was your birthright. So he hid it in the one place he knew he could hide something: his ass. Five long years, he wore this cell phone up his ass. Then when he died of dysentery, he gave me the cell phone. I hid this uncomfortable piece of metal up my ass for two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the cell phone to you."


Atropa - Sep 22, 2005 2:54:11 pm PDT #99 of 10002
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

He also said that I should rest my eyes for a few minutes every hour when I'm working on a computer

Something I constantly nag Pete about.

And on a complete tangent, tommyrot, what is your tagline from?


Lee - Sep 22, 2005 2:54:24 pm PDT #100 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

When should I start being horribly jealous of Allyson, Kristen et al does the Firefly premiere start?


Burrell - Sep 22, 2005 2:55:57 pm PDT #101 of 10002
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

wow. New Natter. You folks sure can talk.


tommyrot - Sep 22, 2005 2:56:04 pm PDT #102 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

And on a complete tangent, tommyrot, what is your tagline from?

It's from the David Bowie song "Queen Bitch." Supposedly he was aping the style and subject matter of the Velvet Underground when he wrote it.


msbelle - Sep 22, 2005 2:56:09 pm PDT #103 of 10002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

Perkins, lalalala can't hear you. Let's talk about something that is fun for us. Are you having some fabuloius food for dinner tonight? Cause you should.


msbelle - Sep 22, 2005 2:56:46 pm PDT #104 of 10002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

Burrell? This is news to you?

silly r


Atropa - Sep 22, 2005 2:57:08 pm PDT #105 of 10002
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

It's from the David Bowie song "Queen Bitch." Supposedly he was aping the style and subject matter of the Velvet Underground when he wrote it.

I knew it was familiar. Thank you.