My downstairs neighbor has to keep her front window closed or the cat comes up to the screen and takes a dump through it. Which isn't exactly trashing the apartment, but doesn't sow joy among the neighbors.

I'm thinking this could be cured pretty quickly with a nice dose of pepper spray in mid-dump.

Another hole was the result of my daughter convincing my son that sheetrock is good to eat.

I'm impressed. salesman of the world take note: you got nothing on this girl.

My cats have also mostly destroyed furniture.

Though recently they tore up a bit of carpet trying to get to a rodent in the walls. However, the carpeet is ancient, and I've been hoping it woudl get replaced for some time now...

Selections from this week's Onion:

Notre Dame Football Announces Improvements To Its Storied History

Queer Eye Team Denounces Recent Wave Of Vigilante Homosexual Makeover Groups

The Onion Review of the 2005 Baseball Season -- "June 2: Mariners announcer Dave Niehaus achieves national popularity with his new home run call, 'Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck -- aww fuck! We lose again!'"

I managed to break a glass door at the pool that we belonged to by running through it while chasing my sibs outside, but never broke a window or door at our house. I do remember hearing stories from my parents about the times that one of us managed to lock ourself into the bedroom and they had to take the doorknob apart to get in, but otherwise, we were a fairly nondestructive bunch of kids.

My brother and SIL were redecorating their first house a room at a time, and their removal of the hallway wallpaper (gold-flocked black velvet--very 1970s) was speeded up when my (at the time) baby nephew took it upon himself to start tearing it off the wall.

Thank god my cat is old and mostly sedintary, she doesn't do much damage. She's declawed so that was never an issue. I didn't have her declawed, I was against it, but that was 16 yrs ago when I was 16 and Mom wanted her declawed and she had the final say. Actually she's never declawed a cat after that.

However, Anna loves to chew on carpet strings and has worked one out in the corner of the room. I don't know why she does this, but it beats her eating pine straw and then throwing up.

speeded up when my (at the time) baby nephew took it upon himself to start tearing it off the wall.

I have to share that with my friend who has an 18 month old. They have this charming gold foil and pale turquoise striped paper with gold fleur de lis gold flocking over it in their main foyer and staircase hallway. It's fugly.

I did little household damage. My siblings were legendary for their quick and fierce destrcutive powers.

My sister once painted the walls of her bedroom with vaseline. Very hard to clean, and paint over. Another time my siblings banded together to get the back off the TV (this would have been in the 60's and none was older than 9) then they pulled out all the tubes from the TV.

Another time my sister and our Newfoundland burrowed under the fence and made an escape attempt.

I'm going to have to move sometime in the next few months (current place, all wooden floors, is going condo), and I'm a bit leary about getting a place with carpet. My cat loves scratching the posts on her carpeted cat condo, as well as has taken to puking up liquidy hairballs on a fairly regular basis in the summer, so carpet might be a bit high-maintenance.

I need some help debunking an email "alert" that someone from work showed me. I looked on Snopes but I could find it. I don't believe it and my co worker doesn't either but we need something to show to the person who sent it to her (who keeps sending her hoaxes).

The alert is about a new way criminals are carjacking/mugging people in parking lots. They put a piece of paper on the back car window, so when you get in the car and start it and put it in reseverse and look back there's paper. So you get out (leaving the car in park) and the car jacker/mugger jumps in the car (from seemingly no where) and then almost runs the victim over.

There's a bit in there that sounds like "But wait! there's more!" where the "law enforcement agent" writing this says that women are especially at risk because they'll leave their purses in the car, then the mugger/jacker has your keys, wallet, address. etc.