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aurelia - Oct 26, 2005 12:38:52 pm PDT #9052 of 10002

All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

I will do no such thing. Goof off and play, young lady!

I'm afraid there has been too much of the goofing off lately. NSM of the playing though.

You might as well ask Fraggles to motivate you, dude, as Buffistas.

Fraggles were a Henson creation right? I think I was too old for the Fraggles.

§ ita § - Oct 26, 2005 12:40:08 pm PDT #9053 of 10002

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Oh! Foot stomps are indeed in the bearhug defense. However they're not really something you can spend time teaching, since everyone already knows how to do them. Reviewing elbows, round kicks with the balls of the toes -- I must check my notes.

tommyrot - Oct 26, 2005 12:40:08 pm PDT #9054 of 10002

Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Fraggles Rock!

Jessica - Oct 26, 2005 12:42:49 pm PDT #9055 of 10002

And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Worries for another daaaaaaaaaaay!

Ginger - Oct 26, 2005 12:44:00 pm PDT #9056 of 10002

"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

bearhug defense.

Slamming your head backward. Going limp with your feet off the ground.

bon bon - Oct 26, 2005 12:49:00 pm PDT #9057 of 10002

It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

I should call. I've been nervous to.

You may not post again until you've called!

§ ita § - Oct 26, 2005 12:49:07 pm PDT #9058 of 10002

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Going limp with your feet off the ground.

Nonononono! Don't take your feet off the ground. Sag, yes, limp, yes, but sink downwards, and keep as planted as possible. Chances are good they want to pick you up, and that's escalating to a worst case scenario.

Our textbook defense is:

drop your centre of gravity as low as possible
create as much space between you and the attacker as possible (you're much harder to lift this way)
wriggle like a motherfucker/wet cat/cranky toddler
stomp on feet, kick to groin, elbow to head

If your feet come up off the ground you have a different set of worries (lift and dump), but those options should get you free if your attacker isn't on PCP/on angel dust/undead/hasn't trapped your arms.

Should. Feel free to do any other vicious thing that comes to mind.

eta:

You may not post again until you've called!

Ha! I flout you!

Lee - Oct 26, 2005 12:50:14 pm PDT #9059 of 10002

The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

One of us could call for you.

Ginger - Oct 26, 2005 12:50:50 pm PDT #9060 of 10002

"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Yeah, that bear hug from behind by zombies thing is hard to defend against.

bon bon - Oct 26, 2005 12:51:39 pm PDT #9061 of 10002

It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

One of us could call for you.

Somebody on this site could make so much money with this.

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