not to mention, what's the point of porn on a 2 inch screen?
'Dear Diary, Today I was pompous and my sister was crazy.' 'Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever.'
Jayne ,'Safe'
Natter 39 and Holding
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Vortex - Oct 26, 2005 6:25:21 am PDT #8816 of 10002
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
Fred Pete - Oct 26, 2005 6:27:58 am PDT #8817 of 10002
Ann, that's a ferret.
Also, how do you prevent minors getting access?
§ ita § - Oct 26, 2005 6:28:10 am PDT #8818 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
That's ... That's not two inches, Vortex. Much bigger. Plus, it's not the size of your hardware, it's how you use it.
tommyrot - Oct 26, 2005 6:34:59 am PDT #8819 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Restaurant reveiw: Ninja New York
CONFUSING the point of a restaurant with the mission of a "Saturday Night Live" skit, Ninja New York deposits you in a kooky, dreary subterranean labyrinth that seems better suited to coal mining than to supping. You are greeted there by servers in black costumes who ceaselessly bow, regularly yelp and ever so occasionally tumble, and you are asked to choose between two routes to your table.
The first is described by a ninja escort as simple and direct. The second is "dark, dangerous and narrow," involving a long tunnel and a drawbridge that descends only when your escort intones a special command, which he later implores you to keep secret.
Jessica - Oct 26, 2005 6:36:00 am PDT #8820 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Tommy, I just linked to that review in my LJ. The whole concept is just so wrong on so many levels.
tommyrot - Oct 26, 2005 6:38:19 am PDT #8821 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
tommyrot - Oct 26, 2005 6:39:22 am PDT #8822 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Tommy, I just linked to that review in my LJ. The whole concept is just so wrong on so many levels.
It sounds kinda' boring. If only your waiter/waitress had to occasionally defend your table from zombie attack. Or maybe the occasional pirate raid.
Theodosia - Oct 26, 2005 6:49:16 am PDT #8823 of 10002
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
But is ninja food any good?
amych - Oct 26, 2005 6:51:00 am PDT #8824 of 10002
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Nah. It has that annoying way of vanishing before you even see it.
brenda m - Oct 26, 2005 6:51:38 am PDT #8825 of 10002
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Apparently not.