Yeah, but the thing about online shopping is that gratification is not instant.
Actually, I like online shopping because it's like two thrills for the price of one! There's the thrill of looking for something you really want, and buying it, and getting excited to have it, and then a few days later there's the thrill of MAIL and it's your stuff!
Dear Annoying Work Situations, Whether People, Systems, Or The Simple Fact of Work Being Annoying:
QUIT IT.
For crying out loud.
Best,
JFH
Hey cowgirl Jesse, what is your middle name?
It's actually my mother's maiden name. (So I won't put it on the internets for all the identity thievers.)
I DIED! When Christina asked what they were watching and the wife LOOKED at it to figure it out?
I almost peed myself.
I brought my lunch, so "lunch" is all errands:
drugstore, bank, release book, post office.
Maybe I treat myself to fries.
I was hoping it was Fuckin'. Jesse Fuckin' H.
Aimee, I KNOW!
The part where all three of the women were tilting their heads sidewards to watch, and Christina said
"that can't be comfortable"
and Meredith said
"it's not"
was almost enough to make me like Meredith, but then I recovered.
She said it so matter of factly that I liked her a little bit more. I like her - not a lot, her little speech was a bit too "My Best Friend's Wedding" - but that made me laugh really loud. I woke the baby up.
I give up. My body and brain have banded together against me, and in retaliation for not getting lunch, they're forcing me to make endless stupid mistakes. Fine. You can have your stupid food.