You have the emotional maturity of a blueberry scone.

Giles ,'Touched'


Natter 39 and Holding  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Sophia Brooks - Oct 24, 2005 7:35:43 am PDT #8283 of 10002
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

I think my eardrums may explode. Our alarm company is installing new equipment and needs to set off the alarm after every installation. It has gone off five times this morning. We're told we can ignore it (after going outside four times), but in addition to the normal beep beep beep, there is this high pitched ear piercing continual beep. Apparantly it is designed to make sure people leave the building. It makes me feel like I am in a Steven King book or Threshold and will start bleeding from my eyes, ears and nose and become deformed while I die.


tommyrot - Oct 24, 2005 7:36:59 am PDT #8284 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Do the alarm installers have blue gloves?


sarameg - Oct 24, 2005 7:42:47 am PDT #8285 of 10002

OMG I AM ABOUT TO FACEPLANT ON MY KEYBOARD

Drugs are wearing off and taking with them all semblance of alertness. Hate the sudafed hangover.


Frankenbuddha - Oct 24, 2005 7:47:36 am PDT #8286 of 10002
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

OMG I AM ABOUT TO FACEPLANT ON MY KEYBOARD

hands sara a soft pillow for landing

Timelies. Also gronk. I'm soooo far behind in these threads (well, not this thread, but two sets of bitches).

If the weekend doesn't improve on the week you had, what's the frelling point? Oh well, at least my car's inspected for another years (now with Brand! New! Exhaust SYSTEM!).


shrift - Oct 24, 2005 7:51:02 am PDT #8287 of 10002
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

I'm actually having to use lunch as a motivating tool.

I already ate lunch, so I need to find other ways of bribing myself. I was thinking maybe I could go buy myself some DVDs and CDs after work, but now I'm thinking, dude, that would require effort. Effort bad.


Kate P. - Oct 24, 2005 7:57:24 am PDT #8288 of 10002
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love

I was thinking maybe I could go buy myself some DVDs and CDs after work, but now I'm thinking, dude, that would require effort. Effort bad.

shrift, you are clearly not utilizing the convenience of online shopping nearly enough.


Theodosia - Oct 24, 2005 8:01:12 am PDT #8289 of 10002
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Yeah, but the thing about online shopping is that gratification is not instant. Unless you're downloading songs from iTunes or something.


flea - Oct 24, 2005 8:04:58 am PDT #8290 of 10002
information libertarian

I just went and yelled at my Big!Boss. Except I was politer and didn't yell. He was defensive. Ugh. But I couldn't hold back any more.


Lee - Oct 24, 2005 8:04:59 am PDT #8291 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Aimee, re GA, you should count naughty too.


dw - Oct 24, 2005 8:06:47 am PDT #8292 of 10002
Silence means security silence means approval

So, Grey's Anatomy: Why do they kill so many patients off? It seems so terrible that I think most Seattleites would risk having UWMC leave medical instruments in them or Swedish over charging them or Virginia Mason telling them they don't have that speciality anymore just so some horny resident at Grace DIDN'T KILL THEM BECAUSE THEY WERE TOO BUSY PONDERING THE DOCTOR THEY WERE BONING/GETTING BONED BY.