It's called a blaster, Will, a word that tends to discourage experimentation. Now, if it were called the Orgasmater, I'd be the first to try your basic button press approach.

Xander ,'Get It Done'


Natter 39 and Holding  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Ginger - Oct 22, 2005 10:33:23 am PDT #8045 of 10002
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

The things you find on eBay when you're looking for something else entirely.

Antique Woman SPANKING Boy Porcelain FAIRING [link]


Lee - Oct 22, 2005 10:47:32 am PDT #8046 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

I've done all the laundry I can before I go get quarters, and even put it away. That's enough for the pre-nap part of my day, right?


Pix - Oct 22, 2005 10:49:19 am PDT #8047 of 10002
The status is NOT quo.

JZ is mean and hat-taunty.


Jesse - Oct 22, 2005 11:23:39 am PDT #8048 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

After what turned out to be a very fun, but booze-filled evening, I slept not nearly enough last night, got up early to do community service stuff, the subways were all fucked up, as were the community service people, so we (me + friend B) gave up and went to the movies instead. Which was good.

Now I'm thinking I won't actually go to this party tonight. I don't like most of the people who will be there enough to drag my ass back out.


JZ - Oct 22, 2005 11:47:11 am PDT #8049 of 10002
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

JZ is mean and hat-taunty.

That's a radical interpretation of the text. Where was the taunting? There was appreciation of your corsetty evil. There was linking. There was an offer of personal-shopper hat-obtaining assistance. Where is the taunting? INSIDE YOUR BRAIN, that's where.


Scrappy - Oct 22, 2005 11:49:27 am PDT #8050 of 10002
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Sassy JZ is the cutest thing ever.


Lee - Oct 22, 2005 11:50:50 am PDT #8051 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

I GET TO GO SHOPPING WITH JZ TOMORROW.


Jesse - Oct 22, 2005 11:51:14 am PDT #8052 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Now THAT's taunty.


Lee - Oct 22, 2005 11:52:19 am PDT #8053 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

hehehehe


Scrappy - Oct 22, 2005 11:55:23 am PDT #8054 of 10002
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

hehehehe

Shouldn't that be "Mwah ha ha ha!"?