(For your own reference, Emeline's nose goes beep, beep, beep.)
Hee! I beep Tickybox's nose every chance I get.
Lorne: You know what they say about people who need people. Connor: They're the luckiest people in the world. Lorne: You been sneaking peeks at my Streisand collection again, Kiddo? Connor: Just kinda popped out.
'Time Bomb'
Natter 39 and Holding
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Atropa - Oct 21, 2005 1:38:07 pm PDT #7871 of 10002
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
P.M. Marc - Oct 21, 2005 2:00:34 pm PDT #7872 of 10002
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
Hee! I beep Tickybox's nose every chance I get.
It's very beepable.
DavidS - Oct 21, 2005 2:32:46 pm PDT #7873 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
msbelle, JZ just posted a link to affordable cocktail hats that I think you'd like.
aurelia - Oct 21, 2005 2:59:49 pm PDT #7874 of 10002
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.
I suddenly find myself wondering about the etymology of the word cocktail.
Cashmere - Oct 21, 2005 3:02:26 pm PDT #7875 of 10002
Now tagless for your comfort.
I suddenly find myself wondering about the etymology of the word cocktail.
I'm beginning to wonder how I lived life before the Wikipedia.
§ ita § - Oct 21, 2005 3:03:28 pm PDT #7876 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
My boss noticed my boiled sausage arm in the staff meeting. Oh, she thinks I'm such a freak. But at times like this I must chant the Nike hymn:
My knees are tomboys
They get bruised and cut
Every time I play soccer
I'm proud of them and wear my dresses short.
My mother worries
I will never marry
With knees like that
But I know
There's someone out there
Who will say to me:
I love you
And I love your knees.
I want the four of us
To grow old together
Just do it.
Oy. Why is the thing I love so ugly inducing? Ah, well.
tommyrot - Oct 21, 2005 3:32:37 pm PDT #7877 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Why the fuck is Karen Hughes our Undersecretary of State for Public Diplomacy? Oh wait - this is the Bush administration.
JAKARTA, Indonesia - Karen Hughes, who has faced a rocky road since being named Washington’s public relations chief, answered tough questions Friday about the invasion of Iraq and wrongly stated that Saddam Hussein gassed to death “hundreds of thousands” of his people.
Although the U.S. undersecretary for public diplomacy twice repeated the claim after being challenged by journalists, Gordon Johndroe, a State Department official traveling with Hughes, later called The Associated Press to say she misspoke.
The number is believed to be about five thousand.
Oh, and a few weeks back she was lecturing some people in an Islamic country when she told them that "One nation under God" is in our Constitution.
Nuh-uh.
Matt the Bruins fan - Oct 21, 2005 3:35:19 pm PDT #7878 of 10002
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
I'm wondering, in chicken-or-egg fashion, if it's that he'll only hire idiot Yes Men and Women, or if those are the only sorts of people who want to work closely with him and apply for the jobs.
tommyrot - Oct 21, 2005 3:44:20 pm PDT #7879 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
if it's that he'll only hire idiot Yes Men and Women
That's my guess.
ION, Ken Mulling Makeover to Win Back Barbie
Apparently Ken still isn't over Barbie. Almost two years after the closely watched celebrity couple split after a 43-year romance, Ken is considering a makeover in an effort to win his doll baby back.
Mattel made the announcement Thursday. Russell Arons, vice president of marketing at Mattel, would say only that fans might see big changes this spring.
"A makeover may be just what Ken needs to step back into the spotlight," she said.
...
This wouldn't be the first time Ken reinvented himself.
In the 1970s and '80s, he took up inline skating and boogied to disco tunes; in the '90s he focused on his careers as a businessman, baseball player, explorer and rock star.
Oh, and here's a fun game: in which decade was Ken most gay? [link]
Also, Barbie has been losing sales to Bratz. I fucking hate them.
aurelia - Oct 21, 2005 3:58:26 pm PDT #7880 of 10002
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.
in which decade was Ken most gay?
Um. Yes?
I don't think I ever had a Ken doll. My brother tore all the limbs off the only Barbie I had. I do remember playing with Captain and Tenille dolls though. They came with cardboard cutout bulldogs.