I want to torture you. I used to love it, and it's been a long time. I mean, the last time I tortured someone, they didn't even have chainsaws.

Angel ,'Chosen'


Natter 39 and Holding  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Ginger - Sep 25, 2005 10:50:37 am PDT #778 of 10002
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Lily is so beautiful. She often appears to have an air of slumming royalty, amused at the antics of the little people.


Lee - Sep 25, 2005 10:55:58 am PDT #779 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

I have an odd urge to make snickerdoodles, but am too lazy to look up a recipe and figure out if I have all the ingredients.


Emily - Sep 25, 2005 11:04:07 am PDT #780 of 10002
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

Diagonal matrices are invertible, right?


Hil R. - Sep 25, 2005 11:05:08 am PDT #781 of 10002
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Diagonal matrices are invertible, right?

Right.


Theodosia - Sep 25, 2005 11:27:38 am PDT #782 of 10002
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

I need somebody to take me out to the store, yet I am too lazy to actually call anybody with a car. Besides, they might turn me down. So I may well die of hunger before long.


Lee - Sep 25, 2005 11:31:30 am PDT #783 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

I'd take you, Theodosia, if I weren't dedicated to being slug like.


Theodosia - Sep 25, 2005 11:39:01 am PDT #784 of 10002
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

I'll take a raincheck.

The good news is that I've retained the cardealerphobia guy, who is like a buyer-broker for automobiles. He has a couple of likely prospects, we're going to take a test drive on Wednesday, so I could have a car by next weekend in a best case scenario situation.


Jessica - Sep 25, 2005 12:20:45 pm PDT #785 of 10002
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

Paul Rudnick takes on Intelligent Design:

“It’s not a single statement,” said the Lord God. “I want it to say, ‘Yes, this is land, but it’s not afraid to ooze.’ ”


Lee - Sep 25, 2005 12:56:02 pm PDT #786 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

People need to come post fun stuff so I don't have to clean.


Sean K - Sep 25, 2005 1:08:32 pm PDT #787 of 10002
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

“Shut up,” said Buddha.

“You shut up,” said the Lord God.

“It’s all about the mix,” Allah declared in a calming voice. “Now let’s look at some swatches.”