Depends on the product, of course.
ION, tough surfer chick talks about being bitten by a shark. [link]
You know, I just... I woke up, and I looked in the mirror, and I thought, hey, what's with all the sin? I need to change. I'm... I'm dirty. I'm, I'm bad with the... sex and the envy and that, that loud music us kids listen to nowadays.
Buffy ,'Lessons'
Natter 39 and Holding
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
lori - Oct 21, 2005 9:40:14 am PDT #7751 of 10002
JohnSweden - Oct 21, 2005 9:46:42 am PDT #7752 of 10002
I can't even.
I love how the interviewer says "It's your first wedding." She's just assuming this won't last and Katie's not even correcting her.
My uncle Phil always introduces my aunt May (no, really) as his ::first:: wife, to keep her on her toes. Of course, they have been married like 25 years and she just rolls her eyes 4evah.
Kate P. - Oct 21, 2005 10:18:21 am PDT #7753 of 10002
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love
My uncle Phil always introduces my aunt May (no, really) as his ::first:: wife, to keep her on her toes. Of course, they have been married like 25 years and she just rolls her eyes 4evah.
My asshole high school biology teacher used to refer to his wife that way. It made me want to claw out his eyes (of course, so did just about everything else that came out of his mouth).
Jesse - Oct 21, 2005 10:19:02 am PDT #7754 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
My dad does it, too. But he's not an asshole.
brenda m - Oct 21, 2005 10:20:00 am PDT #7755 of 10002
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Naan and Beyond, on the corner of 17th and L.
WHAT? That wasnt' there when I worked at 20th and M for all those years, damnit. And I was just grousing to my minion about the lack of close, cheap Indian at current workplace. Feh.
Damn. Now I want fresh yogurt from the Greek Deli at 19th and L.
§ ita § - Oct 21, 2005 10:20:28 am PDT #7756 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
It wasn't till I came here that I was exposed regularly, casually, and socially to "my future ex-husband/wife" as a way to describe someone you're not dating yet.
I quite like it.
To the point of using the term "your future ex-brother-in-law."
It's oh-so-So-Cal.
Kate P. - Oct 21, 2005 10:23:21 am PDT #7757 of 10002
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love
Jesse, I'm glad your dad's not an asshole. My HS bio teacher, on the other hand, was a grade-A jerk, and I had an even lower tolerance for that kind of humor then than I do now.
sarameg - Oct 21, 2005 10:24:22 am PDT #7758 of 10002
Ditto what Jesse said. Of course, he refers to himself as her first husband. Whenever my mom refers to me as "your daughter" (usually dryly, for when I'm exhibiting characteristics that are so very him) he does the "I have a daughter?!?!" thing in his exaggeration voice. It's not meanspirited at all. He's a big goofball
Kalshane - Oct 21, 2005 10:27:57 am PDT #7759 of 10002
GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why?
Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.
Much recovery~ma for your father, Matt.
I am so ready for the weekend. Which is sad, considering I had Monday off and this week still seemed to last forever.
Dana - Oct 21, 2005 10:28:45 am PDT #7760 of 10002
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
It's been an all-around crappy week, if you ask me. Which you didn't. But I'm still staring at the clock and twitching.