OK, my five best sandwiches as of today: 5. The ham sandwich I ate the other day that let me know my stomach was on the mend by being pleasant to contemplate. was a modest hardworking sandwich but totally did its job. 4. Bacon lettuce tomato: It's a classic for a reason, folks. Have only had one bad one, ever.(that place didn't give a crap, obviously.) 3. First time stepdad bought me a cheesesteak. We had a good time that day and I decided not to hate his guts anymore. 2. Leftover turkey day turkey. 1. French dips at Katz' deli...the finest of the form.
I'm sorry, dad. You know I would never have tried to save River's life if I had known there was a dinner party at risk.
Simon ,'Safe'
Natter 39 and Holding
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
erikaj - Oct 20, 2005 7:43:13 am PDT #7524 of 10002
Always Anti-fascist!
shrift - Oct 20, 2005 7:59:20 am PDT #7525 of 10002
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Woo! My boss just brought me Chinese food. Not for free, of course, but somehow lunch tastes better when my only involvement in acquiring it is, "I'll take that combo plate, here's five dollars."
tommyrot - Oct 20, 2005 7:59:31 am PDT #7526 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
From Wired:
Australian for 'Pickled Long Pig'
Boozing it up in Australia can have a deadly side effect: It can dramatically boost your chances of being attacked by a saltwater crocodile. Nearly a third of all individuals attacked by "salties" between 1971 and 2004 had been drinking, according to a study published in Wilderness and Environmental Medicine. It's not that the crocs -- whose numbers have boomed from 3,000 to 75,000 since the species gained governmental protection in the 1970s -- suddenly developed a taste for internally marinated humans. Instead, it's alcohol's charming effect on the human brain that's to blame, according to Charlie Manolis, one of the study's authors. "Sometimes when people do drink they throw caution to the wind," Manolis told AFP. No kidding.
shrift - Oct 20, 2005 8:15:00 am PDT #7527 of 10002
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
I can't imagine a likely situation where I'd think that wrestling a crocodile would be a good idea. How often do people hold you at gunpoint and say, "It's that, or sex with Dick Cheney!"
bon bon - Oct 20, 2005 8:28:04 am PDT #7528 of 10002
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
Nearly a third of all individuals attacked by "salties" between 1971 and 2004 had been drinking, according to a study published in Wilderness and Environmental Medicine. It's not that the crocs -- whose numbers have boomed from 3,000 to 75,000 since the species gained governmental protection in the 1970s -- suddenly developed a taste for internally marinated humans.
Did they consider that maybe a third of all Australians are drunk? Huh? Did they?
tommyrot - Oct 20, 2005 8:33:48 am PDT #7529 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Did they consider that maybe a third of all Australians are drunk? Huh? Did they?
That crossed my mind.
Fosters - it's Australian for croc bait.
aurelia - Oct 20, 2005 8:41:35 am PDT #7530 of 10002
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.
bon bon - Oct 20, 2005 8:51:37 am PDT #7531 of 10002
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
Seriously extended weather forecast
That's a lotta Doppler.
tommyrot - Oct 20, 2005 8:57:02 am PDT #7532 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Why is French bread so yummy?
Aims - Oct 20, 2005 8:57:48 am PDT #7533 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Cause it is. It needs no reason.