You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like woman, I'm a mystery.

Mal ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Natter 39 and Holding  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Sep 24, 2005 7:57:46 pm PDT #737 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Or did you really go around Kenya pumping document management?

I didn't pump it, but I did think it, every time we were in an office with computers.


Lee - Sep 24, 2005 7:58:22 pm PDT #738 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

I know a law firm in need of document management.


§ ita § - Sep 24, 2005 8:03:12 pm PDT #739 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I've done content management for law firms, and I don't think I have the patience to do it again.

One firm, after a characteristically stressful installation (law-firm characteristic -- no one likes to have their line of business systems interrupted, but if you're not willing to pay OT, it will have to be done during the day -- there was just so much contempt coming from most of the lawyers) the system was used until a partner shuffle. The partner whose idea it had all been left, and the rest of them tried to force our company to take it back. Said they'd go to court if they had to. My boss said "No problem. We'll take it all back. The restocking fee is 100% of the software and hardware costs, and of course the labour charges are non-refundable."

They ended up going with it, with the caveat that my boss was not allowed on the premises again.


Burrell - Sep 24, 2005 8:11:06 pm PDT #740 of 10002
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

That's why it's fun to be boss sometimes.


Kat - Sep 24, 2005 8:13:13 pm PDT #741 of 10002
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

So, my Dante prof is sort of a dimpled version of an exboyfriend of mine, except with more gray hair and now slightly overweight and even more of a dork.

He's interesting until I remember he's a Medievlist and he was uncomfortable saying the word genitalia (perhaps because there were no other men in the room?) and then I'm right back to thinking he's a dork.


aurelia - Sep 24, 2005 8:28:43 pm PDT #742 of 10002
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

I slept until 4 this afternoon. I am such a pathetic spud without a hungry cat to wake me. I guess I'll have to start setting an alarm even on non-work days.


msbelle - Sep 24, 2005 8:32:34 pm PDT #743 of 10002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

The person across the way is on their computer too and now I am forced in the completely baseless thought that they might be lurking here. Hello Ms. Lurker lady who lives across from me. I see you with your back to the window and your colored lights in the living room.

t /Rear Window

My sleep patterns are all screwed up. I had got them worked out last weekend and made it through most of the week all right, but nsm now.


Emily - Sep 24, 2005 8:35:52 pm PDT #744 of 10002
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

Hm. If they never went anywhere, what would they need to rob people for? Vegetables?


Lee - Sep 24, 2005 8:38:22 pm PDT #745 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

I took too long a nap today, and now I may never fall asleep.


Burrell - Sep 24, 2005 8:41:21 pm PDT #746 of 10002
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Hm. If they never went anywhere, what would they need to rob people for?

Dinner.

And I'm sorry to hear about your grandmother, Emily.