Sean, why do you hate America?

Okay, Jessica is trying to kill me by making me laugh so hard that I can't breathe and no oxygen gets to my brain.

I think a lot of people might feel that it's worse to be evil and do evil while hiding behind a think veneer or godliness or respectability. I know I do.

Then, of course, there are the people that think that their godliness and respectability makes their evil not evil. Nobody thinks they're the bad guy. Nazis loved their kids, too.

Of course, there I go, hating America again.

Albert Brooks says much the same thing in Broadcast News:

I love that quote. Which brings to mind a quote from a different Brooks:

James L. Brooks: Ned, I'm James L. Brooks.

Ned: Oh, can I call you Jim?

James L. Brooks: James L. Brooks is fine. How about some sponge cake?

Ned: Well, I can't see the harm...

James L. Brooks: With a brandy glaze?

Ned: Nooooooo!

James L. Brooks: Perhaps you'd like to go to a football game?

Ned: Well...

James L. Brooks: We don't have a team.

Ned: NOOOOOOOO!

It's not the Christians or the Satanists that are evil, it's the fucked up humans and the things that they do to each other.

Wrod. Times eleventy billion.

OH MAN! The moment when Bailey corners McDreamy in the elevator. She totally cracked me up and when Derek wanted to defend himself, and she held up her hand and was like "TZTZZTTT!" I do that to my students all the damn time.

The total number of true LaVeyan Satanists in America is probably not much larger than Wisconsin Synod Lutherans (400K), though there are probably a million who "claim" membership.

Well, that's sort of my point. LeVeyan Satanists are no different from any other peole, and many of them are perfectly nice people you'd be able to get along with just fine.

Satanic cultists who rape and kill people are mostly non-existant bogeymen. Killers and rapist who claim to worship Satan may actually do so, but that's really kind of secondary to the fact that they are rapists and/or murders.

There are 3 consecutive 6's in my SS#. I don't really have anything to add about Satanists.

Wow. it just got really quiet in Houston.

There are 3 consecutive 6's in my SS#.

Don't make me pull out my line-at-the-DMV-lady-with-the-Satanic-license-plate-number-story.

The Astros were one strike away from the Series.

That was a monster homer from Pujols.

Whatta game! Where are all my national pastime peeps to talk over that home run?

Satan, shmatan, people; Albert Pujols is the guy to be talking about.

...and as a side benefit, he is wearing red shoes. (Everybody on the Cardinals wears red shoes, and they are so dorky.)

Don't make me pull out my line-at-the-DMV-lady-with-the-Satanic-license-plate-number-story.

Heh. That sounds entertaining.

Oh, c'mon, I want to hear it, Cash...

(I used to have a regular order at Fudruckers that added up to $6.66. But then they raised prices.)