You guys: I have cured back pain. No, seriously, listen.
I've had stabbing pains for two weeks-- pretty much when I walk or move. Last night it seemed like it had gotten worse. I kept waking up in pain every time I rolled over in bed. It was no better this morning. This afternoon, I decided that since I'm moving I should stock up on those Therma-Care disposable heating pads. They numb my back; should be long enough to pack and unpack all my boxes.
I walk outside the office to go to the Duane Reade...no pain. I can walk without a limp, twist my torso without yelping! Even the asscheek that's been supporting my limp seems better. But I've had it go away before, so I bought $17 worth of cure anyway.
It's still good, though! I've bought one box of Therma-Care before, so that's not the cure. No, you must buy TOO MUCH Therma-Care, and your problems will disappear! This is my cure.
bon bon, that works almost as well as enduring an MRI, and for much less time, money and anxiety.
No, you must buy TOO MUCH Therma-Care, and your problems will disappear!
Heh. And yay!
You should throw these away. So if it happens again, you'll have to buy too much Therma-Care right away, and the problem will be solved sooner.
So if it happens again, you'll have to buy too much Therma-Care right away, and the problem will be solved sooner.
No, see having too much acts as a prevention-thingie (brain is gone.)
I forgot to note: I am not being compensated by ThermaCare.
No, see having too much acts as a prevention-thingie (brain is gone.)
We don't know if it's the having too much or the buying too much that does it.
More research is required.
I will keep you advised as the back situation develops.
I kind of expect the back pain to come b return, particularly given the move. But I have faith in my miraculous ThermaCare!
