Saffron: You won't tell anyone about me breaking down? Mal: I won't. Saffron: Then I won't tell anyone how easily I got your gun out of your holster. Mal: I'll take that as a kindness.

'Trash'


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Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Topic!Cindy - Oct 14, 2005 2:34:19 pm PDT #6376 of 10002
What is even happening?

Oh dear. There's a Full House slash community on LJ. I must go be ill, now.


§ ita § - Oct 14, 2005 2:36:36 pm PDT #6377 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Do you mean the mullet tuff boy look, or his looks, in general?

The Full House look, I mean. It's very then. But he's updated himself quite tidily.

I can separate the pretty from both behaviours -- and each of them by itself is enough to make me not a fan. Though the schtupping one is far worse (it could be repaired by her working it out and falling for the friend in some terribly cheesy Lifetime movie way. But I suspect that wasn't the case, and there are a few groupies out there wondering if it was them).


Burrell - Oct 14, 2005 2:37:58 pm PDT #6378 of 10002
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

and there are a few groupies out there wondering if it was them

occupational hazard of being a groupie?


Topic!Cindy - Oct 14, 2005 2:40:19 pm PDT #6379 of 10002
What is even happening?

The Full House look, I mean. It's very then. But he's updated himself quite tidily.

Oh, yeah. It changes over the course of the series. I never watched it when it was in first run, but I see it with the kids, now.

Though the schtupping one is far worse (it could be repaired by her working it out and falling for the friend in some terribly cheesy Lifetime movie way. But I suspect that wasn't the case, and there are a few groupies out there wondering if it was them).
Well, it's really akin to rape, isn't it? She (assuming she was sober enough to give consent) would have been consenting to be with him, not the friend. Is this more than rumor? Is it something he copped to in an interview or something?


§ ita § - Oct 14, 2005 2:41:43 pm PDT #6380 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

occupational hazard of being a groupie?

Of being a bad groupie. I've never had sex with a guy that I couldn't be sure who it was. How could you not notice? But I'm assuming there was something in the Stamos groupie sex that made him think he could get away with it, and he didn't include getting busted in the anecdote.

I keep thinking it's even more important, if you're a groupie, to verify the identity of your partner, but that implies that there are many one on one scenarios in which the identity doesn't matter. And I'm fairly sure those are a minority.

Is it something he copped to in an interview or something?

I'm pretty sure I read it from him.


§ ita § - Oct 14, 2005 2:43:51 pm PDT #6381 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Aha!

There is an interview with John Stamos in Jane Magazine. One of the questions was "What's the worst you've ever screwed someone over?"

I was on the road years ago, I think it was before the Beach Boys [John played drums with the band in the mid-'80s]. I was playing somewhere in Finland, and there was a girl hanging around who was really drunk and interested in me. I wasn't into her, but my friend was. So the girl came back to my hotel, and I turned the lights down and we started making out. I said "Hold on a second, I've gotta go brush my teeth." It was dark, I left the room, and I sent in my friend, who looked like me. And she thought she was having sex with me, but she was really having sex with my friend. I was young and didn't have a conscience.


Topic!Cindy - Oct 14, 2005 2:51:34 pm PDT #6382 of 10002
What is even happening?

Ewwww. And the ewww is only slightly mitigated by the fact that he seems to now realize it was a bad thing, but just not enough. And admitting to it in an interview just floors me too much to be able to consider whether or not I could appreciate the candor.


amych - Oct 14, 2005 2:53:13 pm PDT #6383 of 10002
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

just not enough

Yeah, that's the real kicker -- he knows he was screwing her over, but he wouldn't say it so blithely if he had even a glimmering that it was rape.


Eddie - Oct 14, 2005 3:41:53 pm PDT #6384 of 10002
Your tag here.

Coming up on Discovery Channel: "DIY Surgery"


Lee - Oct 14, 2005 3:56:40 pm PDT #6385 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Heh - "Who's Your SpyDaddy?" t-shirts

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