Harold Pinter won the Nobel prize.
Cool news.
Simon: I'm trying to put this as delicately as I can... How do I know you won't kill me in my sleep? Mal: You don't know me, son. So let me explain this to you once: If I ever kill you, you'll be awake, you'll be facing me, and you'll be armed.
'Serenity'
Natter 39 and Holding
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Frankenbuddha - Oct 13, 2005 7:56:05 am PDT #5798 of 10002
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Jesse - Oct 13, 2005 7:58:15 am PDT #5799 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Oh, good LORD. Not only is the name of my school grammatically non-sensical, I just got a PDF of a promotional flyer for an event with jackass capitalization. "AdMissioN is free buT sPACe is lIMITed. You MusT reserve A seAT."
COME ON, PEOPLE. This is a fucking institution of higher learning. Could we not make ourselves look like jackasses?!?!
§ ita § - Oct 13, 2005 7:59:50 am PDT #5800 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Unsurprisingly, shrift, I don't.
But it reminds me -- does anyone have any not-all-there bra recommendations? I've tried one of those adhesive bras (the light ones, the paper) but it was too wrinkly underneath a sheer top.
tommyrot - Oct 13, 2005 8:00:06 am PDT #5801 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I think the jackass capitalization is intended to cause panic, resulting in everyone making their reservations.
juliana - Oct 13, 2005 8:01:05 am PDT #5802 of 10002
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
Harold Pinter won the Nobel prize.
Huh fuckin' zah. Oh yeah. Loves me some Pinter.
tommy, I'm sorry about your eye. Much healing~ma to you.
Jesse - Oct 13, 2005 8:02:34 am PDT #5803 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
I think the jackass capitalization is intended to cause panic, resulting in everyone making their reservations.
OoH, thAT cOUld Be. Or the graphic designer is 12. Either way.
Allyson - Oct 13, 2005 8:03:57 am PDT #5804 of 10002
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Does anyone have any sunless tanning product recommendations?
Jergens Natural Glow for fair skin, shrift.
I tried it on my legs to just sort of see how it all went, it was pretty good, but then I got distracted by shiny metal objects and kept forgetting to use it and my legs went back to their usual shade of pizza dough.
§ ita § - Oct 13, 2005 8:04:30 am PDT #5805 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Jesse, you've just made me panic. Thanks a lot. Now I'll never sleep.
Man, I wish the 10am meeting hadn't been pushed back to 11. Mess with my nap schedule, yo. And it's on a project I'm supposed to have handed off to the new guy.
msbelle - Oct 13, 2005 8:04:54 am PDT #5806 of 10002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
shrift, I used the foam nuetragena(sp?) stuff this summer. It goes on pretty dark (so you can see where it is), but then you wash the surface stuff off.
Jessica - Oct 13, 2005 8:06:46 am PDT #5807 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Harold Pinter won the Nobel prize.
Woo [pause] hoo!