Poor Tom. Eyeballs should come with a longer warranty than other parts.
Politicians and good hair are not concepts I put together in any sort of causal fashion. I mean, they're politicians.
Ooh, yet more evidence that Tim McCarver is actually a politician! He has bad hair!
I was writing a letter to the Sports Biz people at the Times, who print snarky commentary about how sports are covered on TV and in print, and mentioned that listening to that man's shallow, bathetic blather, when he didn't even tend to have his facts straight, was like watching presidential politics.
Which was why I was not even watching the White Sox/Angels game; instead, I got the Pitcher's Mound Butt Cam view of Andy Pettitte and the Cards/Astros on FX.
Sorry about your eye Tom.
If eyerolling helps, I'd prescribe listening to a lot of Bill O'Rielly
If eyerolling helps, I'd prescribe listening to a lot of Bill O'Rielly
That would work, if there was something to counteract the side effect of my brain exploding.
If eyerolling helps, I'd prescribe listening to a lot of Bill O'Reilly
But then his head would explode and his poor eyeballs would have nowhere to live, rolling or not.
edit: HAH! xpost.
Hope the vision clears up.
Heh. O'Reilly-induced head explosion x-post.
Loving the exploding head x-post.
Exploding head x-post x-post.
Does anyone have any sunless tanning product recommendations? I need something nice and light, not something that would make look like I belong on Go Fug Yourself.
Huh. Harold Pinter won the Nobel prize.
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He's one of my favorite playwrights evah!
“Pinter restored theatre to its basic elements: an enclosed space and unpredictable dialogue where people are at the mercy of each other and pretense crumbles,” the academy said.
Uh-huh.