Oh, I have full expectations that the next two weeks will be the weeks in which I finally exact the tech writer's revenge.
My god...he's gonna do the whole speech.
Buffy ,'Chosen'
Natter 39 and Holding
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Dana - Oct 13, 2005 6:30:37 am PDT #5735 of 10002
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
Frankenbuddha - Oct 13, 2005 6:33:40 am PDT #5736 of 10002
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Today may be the day where I finally spork a client who tells me that they're "on a really tight deadline." Oh, really? Then maybe you should have requested this stuff a little earlier, jackass!
This has been my week. I keep getting these annoying little things to QA that need to be "done yesterday". Funny how you've known this was coming up since, well, last year (when this was done before), but you put in the request for the changes on Monday.
No, wait, not funny. Hulk!SMASH inducing.
Frankenbuddha - Oct 13, 2005 6:34:22 am PDT #5737 of 10002
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Oh, I have full expectations that the next two weeks will be the weeks in which I finally exact the tech writer's revenge.
Isn't that known as "a user's guide"?
runs away
Dana - Oct 13, 2005 6:34:57 am PDT #5738 of 10002
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
Oh, yeah, you better run.
amych - Oct 13, 2005 6:36:30 am PDT #5739 of 10002
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Oh, yeah, you better run.
What is the appropriate punishment for that, anyway? A lifetime sentence of babelfished VCR-programming documentation?
Dana - Oct 13, 2005 6:39:13 am PDT #5740 of 10002
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
I think he should be forced to document a system without a working model, without any ability to take screenshots, and with people popping up every three days to say, "Oh, yeah, we're changing the color scheme. Did we not tell you? You can have this done tomorrow, right?"
No, wait, that's my punishment.
dw - Oct 13, 2005 6:42:08 am PDT #5741 of 10002
Silence means security silence means approval
Dear Spammers:
In order to get past my spam filters, you have to obfuscate the name of whatever you're selling so much that I have no idea what you're peddling. What the hell is MnEridia?
§ ita § - Oct 13, 2005 6:45:55 am PDT #5742 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
MnEridia?
Meridian. But I don't know what that is. It just makes sense.
Jesse - Oct 13, 2005 6:46:16 am PDT #5743 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
A lifetime sentence of babelfished VCR-programming documentation?
Wait. I have that. Am I being punished for something I don't even remember doing?!?
Jesse - Oct 13, 2005 6:46:45 am PDT #5744 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Meridian. But I don't know what that is. It just makes sense.
Meridia (no N) is a wieght-loss drug.