Xander: We just saw the zebras mating! Thank you, very exciting... Willow: It was like the Heimlich, with stripes!

'Him'


Natter 39 and Holding  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Dana - Oct 12, 2005 11:09:44 am PDT #5586 of 10002
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

Next, but this weekend we caravan to pick up our dresses.

Oy. Godspeed.

My husband concurs that I should go home.


§ ita § - Oct 12, 2005 11:22:24 am PDT #5587 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

You know how some people can make anything look like a chore? I just watched a co-worker take a sip of her drink like it was the hardest thing in the world to do, but she was oh so very brave to try. If only that applied to burping, farting, spraying food and long personal phone calls. It'd at least be a start.


msbelle - Oct 12, 2005 11:28:03 am PDT #5588 of 10002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

So I am working on three differnt clients today all on projects that are time sensitive and need to be completed. People keep congregating and chattering around my desk. Thank dog my boss keeps pulling me away before I snap at them, then someone else shoos them away before I get back.


Burrell - Oct 12, 2005 11:29:33 am PDT #5589 of 10002
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Your coworker sounds like a toddler, ita. Although now that I think about it, Franny's phone conversations aren't particularly long. They mostly consist of "hello. hell-oh. hello. hi! hi! hello."


§ ita § - Oct 12, 2005 11:33:41 am PDT #5590 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Toddlerhood is a good approximation.


Burrell - Oct 12, 2005 11:34:41 am PDT #5591 of 10002
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Is this the TMI coworker?


§ ita § - Oct 12, 2005 11:35:46 am PDT #5592 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

No! I have two! I am beset upon multiple sides. At least toddler's conversations are in a language I can't understand (they might all be "hello-hi!-hello!-hihihi" for all I know).


dw - Oct 12, 2005 11:42:20 am PDT #5593 of 10002
Silence means security silence means approval

Someone needs to teach a Snopes class for seniors.

Yes, I just had to Snopes smack my mother.

Again.

I Snopes smacked my grandmother for months with no results. Then, one day, my cousin starts sending out Snopes-worthy stuff (I think the old "P&G is run by Satanists" UL), and there's an e-mail back to her from my grandmother: "This is not true. Here is the link to snopes.com; you should look here before you send anything like this out."

So, keep hammering. Eventually, it'll get in their skulls.


Burrell - Oct 12, 2005 11:43:09 am PDT #5594 of 10002
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

poor ita, distracted by annoyances. The least they could do is send you someone pretty to distract you instead.


Emily - Oct 12, 2005 11:43:35 am PDT #5595 of 10002
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

I wanna skip school today. Can I?