Is now the time to bust out the knowledge -- that I gained from pulp novels -- that it's easy to administer a beating without breaking the skin, if you beat someone with a bag of oranges? Now you know.
But could you take out a cheetah with a bag of oranges on a squash court?
And would that be an orange squash?
And from now on I'm gonna think of Nutty as "Bobo".
Allyson, that's just so freaking cool.
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That'd be great, Sparky1. Thanks!
Profile addy is good.
And from now on I'm gonna think of Nutty as "Bobo"
What does the color blue taste like?
Insent, tommyrot, from my Lexis account to your gmail.
I blocked two family members from my email. They go straight to trash. I tried the Snopes thing. They never send me any sort of family news or anything that isn't a FWD:, so I finally said, "fuck it."
Oh my god, work today is like having a half-dozen evil toddlers vying for my attention, and I am going to SNAP LIKE AN UNPACKED CIGARETTE, and then they'll all realize that I was the last one in the box, all woebegone and bent, and that there isn't a gas station open for MILES and MILES.
So it's evil, smoking toddlers, shrift?
That's . . . really easy to picture, actually.