"I appreciate your friendship and candor. Never hold back your sage advice," he wrote. "P.S. No more public scatology." Whether Bush was referring to Miers' rough-and-tumble time as chairwoman of the Texas Lottery Commission or something else isn't clear. Scatology refers to "the study of or preoccupation with excrement or obscenity," according to Webster's dictionary.
Option (c), he was misusing the word.
He was saying clean up your potty mouth.
Option (d), Bush was concerned that she on several occasions narrowly got away with public defecation.
Option (e), Bush himself is obsessed with scatology. (Note his bestowing the nickname "Turd Blossom" on Rove.)
Did he mean eschatology?
OK, that's more scary than public defecation.
I immediately assumed what Cindy did.
I immediately assumed what Cindy did.
Me too. But that's not as fun....
C'mon tommyrot, would he ever tell anyone, "No more public eschatology?"--I think not.
If there's one thing we know about Bush, it's that if he used a big word, he did not mean what he said.
Have you met us?
Yup, non of you has Hebrew fonts on their computers.
[Edit: 5+1=2+4]