That ain't no three months.
Zoe: Is there any way I'm gonna get out of this with honor and dignity? Wash: You're pretty much down to ritual suicide, lambie-toes.
'War Stories'
Natter 39 and Holding
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Betsy HP - Oct 10, 2005 2:53:45 pm PDT #5025 of 10002
If I only had a brain...
bon bon - Oct 10, 2005 2:54:00 pm PDT #5026 of 10002
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
Damn baseball. I had known that it was pre-empting Fox programs, but that didn't seem to keep me from anticipating Prison Break and Arrested Development all day.
Jesse - Oct 10, 2005 2:55:52 pm PDT #5027 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Can you transmit it through platelets?
I don't know man, but they say don't come if you have a cold. That's all I know. I mean, I imagine the odds are low, but they are very very careful.
Topic!Cindy - Oct 10, 2005 3:10:12 pm PDT #5028 of 10002
What is even happening?
That ain't no three months.
Yeah, I was thinking the same thing. And it really doesn't look like three months for a first pregnancy. I don't think I had that much belly for my third pregnancy at three months.
Of course, if she had invitro, there could be more than one baby, and she is a little thing, I think, so who knows.
Aims - Oct 10, 2005 3:10:52 pm PDT #5029 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.
there could be more than one baby
thwap
Bite your tongue!
Topic!Cindy - Oct 10, 2005 3:13:42 pm PDT #5030 of 10002
What is even happening?
Oh, come on. The Michael Jackson trial is over, and they're damned near killing off all the starlets in car accidents. Will no one think of the tabloids?
bon bon - Oct 10, 2005 3:13:46 pm PDT #5031 of 10002
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
How pregnant she is is an increasingly easier thing to prove. I can't see why, if this is a sham, they'd jump the gun and impregnate her too early. IOW, looks like twins!
§ ita § - Oct 10, 2005 3:14:40 pm PDT #5032 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Or maybe she misread the labels on the pillows.
msbelle - Oct 10, 2005 3:31:29 pm PDT #5033 of 10002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
OR maybe she was preggers prior to them getting together.
Emily - Oct 10, 2005 3:36:31 pm PDT #5034 of 10002
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola
maybe she was preggers prior to them getting together.
So this made my brain go to, "So maybe she was the one who needed a beard!" But by the traditional definition of beard, this would mean she'd been impregnated by her lesbian lover, and suddenly we're at what I believe is called FPreg.
This is your brain on fanfiction.