Cindy, please to let us order from Julia when the time comes.
Truly? Because I will.
- signed does not know anyone with girls who sell cookies.
Oh, okay, now I understand. I was in that dark place, at one point in my life. Then my best friend called me (her oldest is now 18) and was ALL APOLOGETIC asking if we'd like to buy some, and telling me to feel free to refuse. I was all "Are you KIDDING ME?!?!" I love the Girl Scout cookies. I should probably fast between now and whenever cookie season begins.
"I don't eat cute things."
I'm an uglytarian myself. No spring lamb, no suckling pigs, no veal, no bunnies or doggies of any age.
The fuck is wrong with me? I've been in/around my house all day, so now, just before I'm heading off to the subway, I turn on the local news? I swear. (FYI New Yorkers, the 1/2/3 are currently shut down.)
Julia's a Brownie and will be selling GS cookies this year, but good luck mugging her. She'll take you down.
Her withering glare alone ...
MTA website has nothing on that. Jesse, is that on NY1?
It's true. It's true. It's all true. Plus, she's just tough. She should have ita as a mother. She's this tall, slim, all legs, fighting machine. She would LOVE krav.
So Narrator, you're beating us again. This is depressing. For us.
NY1 is reporting that there was a suspicious package at Penn Station this morning, but the trains are running again.
Is this something that happened later?
I heard about a suspicious can of pop (it was fizzing) but that was a while ago.
I heard it was a soda can full of some mysterious strange green liquid.
No, really.
Chicago: rumor monger to the world