I'm a single undead gal trying to make it in the big city. I have to start somewhere and they're evil here. They don't judge. They've got necro-tempered glass. No burning up. A great medical plan, and who needs dental more than us?

Harmony ,'Conviction (1)'


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Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Topic!Cindy - Oct 07, 2005 10:21:34 am PDT #4306 of 10002
What is even happening?

Granted, we didn't pet the lobster and give it treats.

Of course not, silly. Lobsters are for chasing.


tommyrot - Oct 07, 2005 10:23:09 am PDT #4307 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

OTOH, the first time I had lobster (I was maybe about 12) I got to pick it out of a tank first. Then when it arrived on my plate I couldn't eat it, as I had seen it alive minutes before.

Hmmm. I guess I got used to the concept of seeing live cows and eating them at a young age, but throw a new animal into the mix and my 'ewww' at eating an animal suddenly emerged.


juliana - Oct 07, 2005 10:23:16 am PDT #4308 of 10002
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

It's not the conversion of animals to meat that bugs me (IOW, I can go to the fair and look at the livestock and not be upset that Bossy and Babe will soon be food), it's how they're converted. Which is why I buy organic/free-range, I guess.


brenda m - Oct 07, 2005 10:23:41 am PDT #4309 of 10002
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

cows are stupid animals that occasionally step on your feet and won't get off, and on rare occasions attack you for no reason.

Dad!


Jessica - Oct 07, 2005 10:24:23 am PDT #4310 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Of course, even as a toddler I ate lobster and steamers from the time they were offered, so I probably wasn't typical.

I'd say it's typical of East Coast kids -- Chesapeake Bay Crab House was my family's standard kids' treat restaurant when I was growing up, and we'd do crabs/lobsters at home pretty often too. And it's hard to be sentimental about your food when you've boiled it to death and then smashed it with a hammer.


kat perez - Oct 07, 2005 10:25:40 am PDT #4311 of 10002
"We have trust issues." Mylar

So they followed her outside, where she grabbed a chicken, stepped on its head and yanked its body up to break the neck.

There were several shocked and no longer excited children....

This is it exactly. I didn't then nor do I now find chickens particularly warm and cuddly. But watching my grandfather snap the chicken's neck, watching the body continue to flap about. . . Creeped my little kid shit right out. Intellectually, I knew that KFC was the result of millions of chicken deaths, but seeing it right out in the open like that was just yowza!


Volans - Oct 07, 2005 10:27:06 am PDT #4312 of 10002
move out and draw fire

My sister and her husband had a dairy farm for years. Occasionally they'd keep a calf to raise for meat or stud. Imagine my delight when her kids named one after me.

Have I told you guys the story of my friend's mother, who decided to get an incubator and some eggs for her kindergarten class? The eggs, although incubated, did not hatch, so after the alloted time, she gathered the class around and opened one anyway. There were shrieks and tears.

Then, because she thought there might be a different result, she opened another one.

Wow, I didn't know that about Rebecca Gayheart. Not enough punishment in the world.

Never taken Tai Chi, but there was a woman in my last jiujitsu class who had gotten her black belt in Tai Chi in China. She was a very good martial artist.


Betsy HP - Oct 07, 2005 10:33:49 am PDT #4313 of 10002
If I only had a brain...

My mother always said chickens had it coming.


sarameg - Oct 07, 2005 10:35:51 am PDT #4314 of 10002

That was my mother's attitude as well. She hated chickens.


Topic!Cindy - Oct 07, 2005 10:36:20 am PDT #4315 of 10002
What is even happening?

Ugh. You drive anywhere near a chicken coop and you pretty much know why.