Hey, I found a site that claims Tai Chi can help alleviate migraines, asthma, and depression, as well as prevent thrombosis and massage the liver and intestines.
I need a liver massage.
But I want my intestines left alone.
Bester: Mal. Whaddya need two mechanics for? Mal: I really don't.
'Out Of Gas'
Natter 39 and Holding
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - Oct 07, 2005 7:07:25 am PDT #4179 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Jesse - Oct 07, 2005 7:08:47 am PDT #4180 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Now I have to Law & Order song in my head. Does anyone else remember suck.com? They did a whole set of lyrics to the song. Of course, all I remember is "Law and or-or-derrrrr..." You can actually sing the whole song on just "law and order." If you really want. Um.
Topic!Cindy - Oct 07, 2005 7:09:01 am PDT #4181 of 10002
What is even happening?
How is your eye doing, tommy?
Nutty - Oct 07, 2005 7:09:29 am PDT #4182 of 10002
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."
You posted this JUST to bait Hec, didn't you?
Only if he is up for belly-raspberries.
Emily - Oct 07, 2005 7:10:22 am PDT #4183 of 10002
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola
Oh, oh! This will totally not be interesting to at least 9/10 of the people here, but I found a book yesterday which purports to explain Godel's theorem to the non-specialist, and so far (read three chapters in bed last night) so good!
sarameg - Oct 07, 2005 7:11:09 am PDT #4184 of 10002
So, Mister Kitty is short for Mister Kitty Not-so-fantastico?
I wouldn't say that... he's a very nice cat. Just sorta sweetly dumb.
Jesse, we already know you've got that show memorized, it's ok.
tommyrot - Oct 07, 2005 7:12:00 am PDT #4185 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
We never named our cows - they just had numbers. But when I was in third grade my dad sold a calf to me. I named it 'Kari' after a girl in my class that I had a crush on. Oddly enough, when I told her I named my calf after her she was not impressed.
Kari (the calf) ended up getting cancer when she got older. So I didn't get much money for her when I sold her. Plus when they determined the price they had to subtract out the weight of her fetus before multiplying by the price/lb.
msbelle - Oct 07, 2005 7:14:49 am PDT #4186 of 10002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
MK is fantastic. But like sara said, not so bright. He's the cat equivilent of the sweet but dumb significant other.
tommyrot - Oct 07, 2005 7:15:05 am PDT #4187 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
How is your eye doing, tommy?
It got a little better at the end of last week, but it's stayed the same since. The opthomologist suggested to my Dr. a bunch more blood tests he wants done, so I gotta get blood drawn again. Got another optho appointment next week.
Jesse - Oct 07, 2005 7:17:43 am PDT #4188 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
He's the cat equivilent of the sweet but dumb significant other.
Mine too!