Jesusita.

When something shocked her. I remember going to a Mass with them, and the Father said something that pissed her off. She snarled it under her breath . Mrs. Salas was a kick. She used to call up the govenor(s) and shame them (grandmotherly bitching, I guess.)

What's the significance of Master in Masterkatten? I get the katten part.

Y'all talk too much.

ETA: I don't know why I think this is news.

Dear People,

If you own the product Dr. Scholl's Shoe Shot, do not let it fall to the floor where you might step on it after the cat trips you. Should this happen, you will be coated in mentholated foot powder. Everywhere. It stings everything. And is a pain to clean up.

Signed,

Mentholated Me.

Poor Mentholated Sara.

I'll stop sneezing one of these days.

The cats are running away from me.

That's how they are--they try to kill you, then they run away from you.

what a funny image. I think I need to get to bed since I have overslept the last 2 days.

They aren't trying to kill you. They're just playing defense. Then they run back to the dugout (or sidelines, whichever).

msbelle, go to bed!

Oh, one is trying to kill me, though she doesn't mean it. When she's ballisticatting, she kinda forgets I need blood and am the food provider. I have the scars to prove it (love explaining the scabs across my wrist...) The other would be terribly dismayed at the lack of humping options, as well as the ear rub hand. But then, he'd find a new person to adore him.

Mister Kitty is sitting on the printer, patting at me. Cause I'm not petting.

Was there no OC tonight because of fucking BASEBALL?

homicidal

Wait, my Tivo says there's none next week, either. Can that possibly be true??