I think it's a great idea for a show, but I hate the BFD she makes about being able make a... complete -- and healthful! -- meal from start to finish in the time it takes you to watch this show. I think mostly I miss Sara Moulton's live show.

yeah, Sara Moulton is awesome. you know, if the idea was unhealthy meals I could do it in 10 minutes or less.

ita -- Variety hates me -- is the text of the article up anywhere?

Making his first foray into television, Nicolas Cage has set up and will exec produce two-hour pilot "The Dresden Files" for Sci Fi Channel.

Cabler has greenlit production on the project, based on Jim Butcher's bestselling novels. Lions Gate Television is onboard to produce in association with Cage's Saturn Films.

Hans Beimler ("The District") and Robert Wolfe ("The 4400") will write and exec produce alongside Cage. Saturn Films' Norm Golightly and Morgan Gendel also will exec produce.

Story follows Harry Dresden, a wizard who makes his living as a Chicago-based private eye. Using his extraordinary abilities to see the paranormal forces behind crimes, Dresden helps the police solve their more baffling cases.

Sci Fi exec VP of programming Mark Stern said, unlike the cabler's other original dramas, "Dresden" will pursue a more procedural-style of storytelling.

"It's very much a detective procedural with a speculative sci-fi spin -- a first for us and something we've been looking to do for a while," Stern said. "What the script did so well was to make the fantasy elements integral to (rather than superimposed on) the plot."

"There's this 'Rockford Files' quality to it that I love," he added.

"Dresden Files" is one of two pilots under series consideration at Sci Fi. Other is "Painkiller Jane," a comicbook adaptation about a young woman exposed to a biochemical weapon that gives her self-healing powers. Production on "Jane" wrapped early this year.

Sci Fi last month ordered to series "Eureka," a quirky drama about a man who stumbles upon a small town of geniuses working for the government (Daily Variety, Sept. 26).

"Dresden" is out to directors and casting. Production will begin in Toronto this fall for a target summer 2006 premiere.

Cage will next produce and star in "The Wicker Man" for writer-director Neil LaBute. He toplines Paramount's upcoming pic "The Weather Man."

My best LA eating has been Hump so far, but I've been told there's better sushi to be had. Not sure if I can afford it.

That's because of the company.

Where is this better sushi?

ION, I'm pretty sure my day is making all the baby Jesuses cry.

Where is this better sushi?

It's the place I suggested we go last time, but you blew me off. Uh, I mean, I don't actually remember. But I have it in an e-mail somewhere.

Oh, Howard, Howard, Howard. [link]

MATTHEWS: Do you believe that the president can claim executive privilege [on Miers' files]?

DEAN: Well, certainly the president can claim executive privilege. But in the this case, I think with a lifetime appointment to the Supreme Court, you can't play, you know, hide the salami, or whatever it's called. He's got to go out there and say something about this woman who's going to a 20 or 30-year appointment, a 20 or 30-year appointment to influence America. We deserve to know something about her.

Also, Perkins, you must kick at your day until it bleeds.

It's the place I suggested we go last time, but you blew me off.

Did not, or if I did, it's Kat's fault.

Thanks, ita.

I've only heard samples of JM doing the audiobooks. . . but they sounded okay.

Also, Perkins, you must kick at your day until it bleeds.

Too late. First blood has already been drawn, and I am pretty sure it wasn't the day's.