No offense, but I really hated living in that state. I'm glad I moved.

None taken. I never really belonged there anyway. I don't miss it. But I'm in Ohio now--not sure if that's much better.

Allyson, get some Cold Eeze lozenges stat. They're Zinc and Vitamin C. If you're coming down with a cold, they can pretty much head it off, reducing symptoms and duration.

Allyson, drink bourbon.

I like msbelle's suggestion better.

Well. I was just outside having a smoke, and a lady sat down next to me and handed me a pamphlet titled, " So Who Is This Jesus, Anyway?"

When I politely indicated my disinterest and said that I was just trying to escape the stress of my office for a few minutes, she asked if I wanted to pray with her.

I think I prefer getting harangued by Jehovah.

Allyson, kill a man to watch him die. It won't do much for your cold but it feels great!

shrift, I think bon's advice to Allyson will work for you too.

" So Who Is This Jesus, Anyway?"

Isn't there a book (part of a trilogy) in HHGttG-verse entitled "Who is this God Person, Anyway?" or something very similar? (It's been ages since I last read HHG, I need to rectify that soon). If I was making up a pro-religious pamphlet, I'd try to avoid any titles that echoed those of made-up books in a comedy.

Isn't there a book (part of a trilogy) in HHGttG-verse entitled "Who is this God Person, Anyway?" or something very similar?

Yes.

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HHGttG is...

"More popular than the Celestial Home Care Omnibus, better selling than Fifty Three More Things to Do In Zero Gravity and more controversial than Oolon Coluphid's trilogy of philosophical blockbusters: Where God Went Wrong, Some more of God's greatest Mistakes and Who Is This God Person Anyway?"

shrift, "do you want to pray with me" is jackhole code for "please punch me in the face or burn me with your cig." Next time you'll know.

Lead me not unto temptation, ita!