Turn two, the rest are food?

I think it's more viral, like a meme rather than a pyramid scheme.

Well, then. Never mind.

I'll have to send you a list. There's this one -- I can't explain it. It must be seen. The plot? Four boys + four penises + four souls = soul-swapping penis possession hijinks!

It's BEYOND crack. I think we need a new word.

Did I wound your soul, like I did msbelle earlier today?

sniff

No, no -- I'm OK.

No, no -- I'm OK.

Oh, don't worry honey, she makes everybody cry. She's like a monster.

Allyson, what Jesse said. It's good writing, dammit, and you have an agent who actually believes in you and is dedicated to getting your words out. No dream-flushing, please.

But, shit, yeah, the rejections hurt. You're allowed to feel the hurt, just not to drown your darling on account of it.

Also, almost totally unrelated to any of that, I was skimming madly upthread and came across this:

ita: Still, breasts are way funnier.

Allyson: It's not working. My dream is circling the bowl.

which my eyes conveyed to my brain as this:

Allyson: My breasts are circling the bowl

which is possibly marginally more surreal than goose-in-flight Kalshane sculpture.

I love the cafepress custom postage, but SO EXPENSIVE!

But so cute! I wanna buy but so expensive! as msbelle noted.

Did I wound your soul, like I did msbelle earlier today?

Yes! oh wait, you aren't talking about me, huh?

Yes! oh wait, you aren't talking about me, huh?

You have a soul???? I so can't keep up.

That's it! ita you're off the list.

I'm just saying -- if you get a soul, the least you can do is make an LJ entry or post it in Press or something. It's hard for me to keep track.

Can't we make up alist that is kept in the right hand threads?

I've always had a soul. Filled to the top with magic, it is.

Can't we make up alist that is kept in the right hand threads?

This!

::runs off to Bureau::

God, I hate my stupid homework.