That's insane troll logic!

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tommyrot - Oct 02, 2005 5:18:12 pm PDT #2662 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Oh my. I am totally going to hell! I always suspected it, but now I know for sure....

There is a song "citizen in hell" that is supposed to scare you and lead you to accept Jesus. Prophet Elizabeth reproduced by holy spirit what she heard sang in hell by a real man. She claims that even satanists became Christians after hearing this song. SHe also says that if this song doesn't scare you, it means you are already hell bound and beyond redemption. So this leads me to asking you how many of you are hell bound by seeing how many of you were actually scared by the song. She said that when she heard that person in hell singing, it took for her 10 days to recover. Here is the link to this song: >[link]

Unfortunately the song did not scare me. I couldn't stop laughing.

See you all in hell.

Oh, if you go to that link, you can find an actual recording of screams coming from hell.


Jesse - Oct 02, 2005 5:22:16 pm PDT #2663 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I'm supposed to provide dinner?

Only if you have a copy of this movie for me to borrow.


tommyrot - Oct 02, 2005 5:25:08 pm PDT #2664 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I saw it once on cable. Does that mean I should provide a snack?


§ ita § - Oct 02, 2005 5:28:38 pm PDT #2665 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Wow. I just watched a show featuring twin characters, and failed to realise they were being played by the same actress. I mean, I thought it remarkable that I couldn't tell them apart at all, but the stuff they did to have them in the same scene went right over my head.

I feel very naïve all of a sudden.

Papa John's didn't work out. They don't take credit cards in online orders. So no garlic dipping sauce for me. But the 'za I ordered from the other place has heaps of garlic on, as well as chicken and portobello mushrooms. I hope it shows up soon.


Jesse - Oct 02, 2005 5:31:23 pm PDT #2666 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Does that mean I should provide a snack?

Let me just check with ita on how far I have to go if there's just a snack.


JenP - Oct 02, 2005 5:33:19 pm PDT #2667 of 10002

They don't take credit cards in online orders.

That seems odd to me. Isn't one of the main points of the internet to take my credit card info. and send me things? Papa John's needs to get on board.


amych - Oct 02, 2005 5:33:39 pm PDT #2668 of 10002
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Wouldn't that depend on the snack? I mean, surely something homemade rates more bases than opening a bag of chee-tos.


Kristen - Oct 02, 2005 5:33:56 pm PDT #2669 of 10002

so you can order their bevvies at Krispy Kreme?

As long as you're not asking them to put an espresso-based beverage over ice, which they are not authorized to do and is, apparently, a crime against humanity.


§ ita § - Oct 02, 2005 5:38:12 pm PDT #2670 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Papa John's needs to get on board.

They used to have an option for John Dollars, or something proprietary and stupid. Problem for them -- if I'm bothering getting on the phone, I'm ordering better pizza. If these better (smaller) places had online ordering, I'd never have garlic butter again.

God, I'm hungry.


tommyrot - Oct 02, 2005 5:38:15 pm PDT #2671 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Oh, and in the recording of actual screams in hell, I didn't hear any children. Maybe they have a separate children's section in hell?