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Sean:

Yeah, come on. Those teams are evenly matched, sure. This season started out looking really cool, and I like the tough challenges. But come on. It's not like they randomly picked teams - it shouldn't be so lopsided already. If something doesn't shake up soon, booor-ring.

Shiny! I just thought to check the paper and see if it mentioned the big fireball thing I saw when I was driving home from work.

Meteor seen by lots of people on my coast. [link]

I'm looking forward to telling my son that yes indeed it was a meteor.

See how wired I am? I saw the word fireball and almost headed right to latimes.com.

Twitchy, twitchy, twitchy.

Tired. Went to an extra krav class today -- this week I'm training at my non-injured rate, plus one.

I'm not very bright.

I'm now fairly certain that Weather.com has their temperature gauge mounted inside the ice locker at the Coffee Bean.

That's where I keep my pajamas!

It's hot.

I don't smell fire. But then, I am smoking.

I am debating on taking a sleeping pill. The doctor prescribed them, because I have been awake like that girl in The Ring, and will soon emerge from a well to suck out your soul.

This morning, I woke up a little after four. The sleeping pill, she didnt so much work, except then I started to fall asleep around six when the alarm went off.

I just wanna get a good night's sleep. Bastard brain.

Ya know, I don't think one needs to specify Hallelujah anymore. That's the most egregious example, but DAMN. Give me a couple ending-montage-free months, willya?

Fox, I'm especially looking at you.

It's an indictment of how the people on the board of the MTA don't actually ride the fucking subway.

Word. And because you know who gets hot coffee on them when I spill my coffee on the train? Me, that's who.

Ya know, I don't think one needs to specify Hallelujah anymore. That's the most egregious example, but DAMN. Give me a couple ending-montage-free months, willya?

Also word.

Also, I'm finally watching Nip/Tuck, and DAMN. There's some nasty shit going on.

There's some nasty shit going on.

Too many people were unlikable for me. The mother and her mother were charming, but the guys were SO irritating me. Especially the new doc. I can't even read him through my annoyance.

I'm just glad Matt got the shit beaten out of him by trannies. And next week, more Kimber, which is generally a good thing.

And because you know who gets hot coffee on them when I spill my coffee on the train? Me, that's who.

Yes, exactly. I was going to say that in a longer version of my post, that he pretty much assumes people are unthinking walking spill zones.