This just makes me laugh and laugh and laugh. I see it strapped to Wile E. Coyote's back and him crashing into a GIANT rock.
I'm right there with you. I read that and I nearly fell out of my chair laughing.
Yes. Men like sports. Men watch the action movie, they eat of the beef, and enjoy to look at the bosoms. A thousand years of avenging our wrongs and that's all you've learned?
Xander ,'End of Days'
Natter 39 and Holding
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
le nubian - Sep 27, 2005 12:23:29 pm PDT #1446 of 10002
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."
§ ita § - Sep 27, 2005 12:24:35 pm PDT #1447 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Now I need to check the krav instructor for open teardrops.
Betsy HP - Sep 27, 2005 12:24:44 pm PDT #1448 of 10002
If I only had a brain...
JZ - Sep 27, 2005 12:26:02 pm PDT #1449 of 10002
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
That is brilliant, Cindy. Though possibly it should just be NFTO, as the NFTO-ness is sometimes sad, sometimes astounding, sometimes gobsmacking, and occasionally just remarkable or inexplicable.
I think the Tom Cruise lectures are all of the above, though I'm very disappointed that they'll just be at the Scientology Celebrity Center. I was hoping for the Learning Annex.
Sheryl - Sep 27, 2005 12:30:32 pm PDT #1450 of 10002
Fandom means never having to say "But where would I wear that?"
Timelies all!
Looks like I will get to see Serenity on Friday night. Don't know precisely where yet, but that'll be worked out soon enough.
The Tom Cruise lecture series is yet another example of Truth is Stranger than Fiction.
dw - Sep 27, 2005 12:34:04 pm PDT #1451 of 10002
Silence means security silence means approval
Question for Plei (or anyone who knows): What are you using to edit XML? A tool? or Notepad?
Kalshane - Sep 27, 2005 12:35:14 pm PDT #1452 of 10002
GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why?
Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.
I am so ready to go home. Today has been dragging. It doesn't help that the clock for our phone system is 5 minutes fast and I have to keep reminding myself when I look at it that it's not that close to 5 yet.
msbelle - Sep 27, 2005 12:35:19 pm PDT #1453 of 10002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
I edit XML in Notepad, but I don't do much of it.
Matt the Bruins fan - Sep 27, 2005 12:36:22 pm PDT #1454 of 10002
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
Tom Cruise is giving this lecture?
::dies::
I think I need the burial plot next to Betsy's.
Last week MADtv did a celebrity roast skit about Rosa Parks. She ended up getting mad, grabbing the microphone, and busting on all the assembled celebrities. The funniest of the jokes was "Mrs. Parks" telling Pamela Anderson that she'd been on her knees more than Tom Cruise in the Scientologists' steam room.
tommyrot - Sep 27, 2005 12:36:57 pm PDT #1455 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I never edit XML directly, except when I have to edit XSL I do it in MS Visual Studio .Net.