HEY!
I'm making a seafood salad for dinner tonight. There will be no removing of shrimp from this plane of existance thankyouverymuch.
Do you know what else has blood in it? Blood.
Spike ,'Sleeper'
Natter 39 and Holding
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Jessica - Sep 27, 2005 12:11:14 pm PDT #1432 of 10002
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?
le nubian - Sep 27, 2005 12:12:06 pm PDT #1433 of 10002
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."
Did you hear about the Scientology lectures Tom Cruise is giving?
This is not from the Onion.
Continuing his vigorous advocacy for Scientology's solutions to mental health problems, Tom Cruise will deliver a series of four lectures on topics related to "The Modern Science of Mental Health" beginning next month. Co-sponsored by the Citizens Commission on Human Rights, the lectures will be held at Scientology's Celebrity Centre International in Los Angeles. All lectures will be free to the public. Due to limited seating at the Celebrity Centre, tickets will be available only to Scientology parishioners and selected members of the press, but the lectures will be simulcast on the web, and a live video feed will be available for broadcasters who wish to cover these highly informative presentations.
The first lecture, set for October 15, is titled "How Psychiatry Invented Schizophrenia, and What Scientologists Can Do About It".
The second lecture, tentatively scheduled for October 22, is on "Handling Sexual Dis-Orientation: Out of the Closet and Into the Auditing Room".
The topic of the third lecture, in early November, will be "Diagnosis and Treatment of So-Called Clinical Depression with the Hubbard Mark Super VII Quantum Electropsychometer".
The fourth lecture is "Neuroanatomical Changes Resulting from Chronic Methamphetamine Abuse: Can Narconon's Sauna and Niacin Treatment Program Help?"
Transcripts of each lecture will be made available after the broadcast.
juliana - Sep 27, 2005 12:12:54 pm PDT #1434 of 10002
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
just above the web between the thumb and index finger, in a murky blue that looks like those roller copymaking machines of the early 70s. Homemade looking tats, very small, like three dots or something.
Yup. The meaning differs between ethnic groups, but very popular with gangs.
Betsy HP - Sep 27, 2005 12:15:05 pm PDT #1435 of 10002
If I only had a brain...
The second lecture, tentatively scheduled for October 22, is on "Handling Sexual Dis-Orientation: Out of the Closet and Into the Auditing Room".
Tom Cruise is giving this lecture?
::dies::
brenda m - Sep 27, 2005 12:15:24 pm PDT #1436 of 10002
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Or maybe all our shrimp would get sucked through the rift....
As long as that rift ends at my house, knock yourself out.
msbelle - Sep 27, 2005 12:15:46 pm PDT #1437 of 10002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
I just signed up from my 401K plan. WOOHOO!
le nubian - Sep 27, 2005 12:15:55 pm PDT #1438 of 10002
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."
I have GOT to read the transcript after the sexual "dis-orientation" lecture is given.
tommyrot - Sep 27, 2005 12:16:59 pm PDT #1439 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
The second lecture, tentatively scheduled for October 22, is on "Handling Sexual Dis-Orientation: Out of the Closet and Into the Auditing Room".
Um... Ok, that actually makes me feel kinda' sorry for him....
Hubbard Mark Super VII Quantum Electropsychometer".
So much better than the Super VI.
Nutty - Sep 27, 2005 12:17:01 pm PDT #1440 of 10002
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."
Tom Cruise will deliver a series of four lectures on topics related to "The Modern Science of Mental Health" beginning next month.
If Tom Cruise hadn't existed, our sense of the absurd would have had to create him.
Aims - Sep 27, 2005 12:17:20 pm PDT #1441 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.
the Hubbard Mark Super VII Quantum Electropsychometer
This just makes me laugh and laugh and laugh. I see it strapped to Wile E. Coyote's back and him crashing into a GIANT rock.