I never got to the meth part of "The Purpose Driven Life".
Diet. Coke. on. monitor. You have no idea HOW funny that is to me.
I caught her on a park bench, making out with a *chaos* demon! Have you ever seen a chaos demon? They're all slime and antlers.
Spike ,'Sleeper'
Natter 39 and Holding
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Steph L. - Sep 27, 2005 9:20:42 am PDT #1331 of 10002
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated
Jessica - Sep 27, 2005 9:20:47 am PDT #1332 of 10002
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?
I think the problem with a lot of tomato sauces is an over-zealous use of what I'm pretty sure is basil, rather than actual sugar.
The problem with most commercial tomato sauces is that they use tomato paste instead of actual tomatoes as the primary ingredient to save on shipping costs. In Cook's Illustrated taste tests, you can almost always predict the placement of a brand of sauce by looking at where tomato paste shows up in the ingredients list. (Though the results are often reversed in the kids-only tests.)
Topic!Cindy - Sep 27, 2005 9:21:28 am PDT #1333 of 10002
What is even happening?
Diet. Coke. on. monitor. You have no idea HOW funny that is to me.
Right there with you, sister.
Betsy HP - Sep 27, 2005 9:21:40 am PDT #1334 of 10002
If I only had a brain...
I never got to the meth part of "The Purpose Driven Life".
That's what puts the "driven" in.
Nutty - Sep 27, 2005 9:22:51 am PDT #1335 of 10002
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."
What do people use for downers, then?
Valium is still perfectly legal, and there's a whole class of Valium-oids, whose name I forget. (I know, because I have to take Valium to get in a dentist's chair. I can only get five at a time, but that's partly because I don't, like, go to the dentist every week.)
juliana - Sep 27, 2005 9:25:58 am PDT #1336 of 10002
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
Mmmmm, Valium. "Mother's little helper", indeed.
Jesse - Sep 27, 2005 9:26:57 am PDT #1337 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
OK, here's another random thing: I hope in class tonight that everyone else's employment law cases are as fascinating as mine is. I had to find something about discrimination, and people are fascinating, I tell you what. The one I finally picked was about a guy who had a lifelong dream of being a sanitation worker (!!), but has vision problems and got fired because of them.
Ginger - Sep 27, 2005 9:27:30 am PDT #1338 of 10002
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
I never got to the meth part of "The Purpose Driven Life".
See, if you had gotten that far, it would have changed your life.
dw - Sep 27, 2005 9:27:32 am PDT #1339 of 10002
Silence means security silence means approval
I never got to the meth part of "The Purpose Driven Life".
Diet. Coke. on. monitor. You have no idea HOW funny that is to me.
Too bad this board has no awards for "Funniest One-Liner Of The Year," because that's "put on a tux and get berated by Joan Rivers" quality.
Lee - Sep 27, 2005 9:28:22 am PDT #1340 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
In non-food news, I had mandatory training for Outlook (the firm is in the process of switching to it from Eudora) scheduled for today at 10. I showed up at 10:07, about 10 minutes before anyone else, including the trainer, sat there for over 30 minutes, and then got sent away because the trainers (aka our IT department) were having technical difficulties.