wait? you're not blind?!?
Blonde! not blind!
So that's my dream. That and some stuff about cigars and a tunnel.
Faith ,'Get It Done'
Natter 39 and Holding
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
lisah - Sep 26, 2005 12:15:51 pm PDT #1021 of 10002
Punishingly Intricate
msbelle - Sep 26, 2005 12:22:23 pm PDT #1022 of 10002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
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Jessica - Sep 26, 2005 12:23:06 pm PDT #1023 of 10002
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?
Weird and wonderful foreign words.
My favorite has got to be the German Backpfeifengesicht - a face that cries out for a fist in it.
§ ita § - Sep 26, 2005 12:24:30 pm PDT #1024 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Backpfeifengesicht - a face that cries out for a fist in it.
Oh, MAN. I can't remember the last time a word made me so happy. In fact, I'm mentally editing video of yesterday, and tagging a number of people terribly, terribly Backpfeifengesicht.
Those wackily perceptive Germans.
Rick - Sep 26, 2005 12:31:36 pm PDT #1025 of 10002
One of the comments to the foreign words story is board-relevant:
In Afrikaans we sometimes call a stapler, a 'pampiervampier'. Literally, 'paper-vampire' If you look at your stapler and use it, the meaning becomes obvious.
amych - Sep 26, 2005 12:31:51 pm PDT #1026 of 10002
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Backpfeifengesicht
The hub is practicing the pronunciation as we speak.
tommyrot - Sep 26, 2005 12:36:17 pm PDT #1027 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
China kicks off high-tech project to spy on pandas' sex lives
Sadly, the curious scientists may find out that not much is going on even when the pandas believe they are alone and unobserved.
A lack of interest in sex is one of the main reasons why the furry animal is endangered, and measures ranging from specially designed Viagra to panda porn movies have done little to change that.
I wonder what panda porn movies were called. "Wet-n-Wild Pandas!" "Back-Door Panda!" "Naughty Panda Nurses!"
§ ita § - Sep 26, 2005 12:36:57 pm PDT #1028 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
The hub is practicing the pronunciation as we speak.
I'm going to write it down and take it to a German speaker at krav to get the proper hang of it.
tommyrot - Sep 26, 2005 12:41:42 pm PDT #1029 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Still more sex: Suckers for gay trysts, fiery females and rough sex - squid secrets exposed
One of the two males washed ashore was found to have been accidentally inseminated - backing the findings of research in previous strandings.
And scientists now believe the males had either accidentally inseminated themselves during "violent" lovemaking sessions with females or been inseminated by other males after "bumping" into them in the dark depths of the ocean.
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"But males get round their inferior size by being endowed with a particularly long penis, which means they can inject the female without having to get too close to her chomping beak. The male's sexual organ is actually a bit like a high-pressure fire hose and is normally nearly as long as his body - excluding legs and head.
That's an image that I don't really need when I eat calamari....
amych - Sep 26, 2005 12:43:45 pm PDT #1030 of 10002
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
That's an image that I don't really need when I eat calamari....
I find that to be true of squid anatomy in general, not just the freaky sex firehose stuff. In my world, the squid body is made up of the tasty part, the tasty part, and the breading.