Oh, I wish those council guys would let me have an hour alone in the room with her, if I was larger and had grenades.

Willow ,'Storyteller'


Spike's Bitches 26: Damn right I'm impure!  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


flea - Oct 21, 2005 11:54:01 am PDT #9761 of 10001
information libertarian

Many people are squicked by breastmilk who are not squicked by cow milk, which, let's face it, is breastmilk from a cow, except cows have udders instead of breasts, but you know, same diff. Just like some people like to think that chicken comes in boneless skinless pieces from the chicken tree. (Not that there's anything wrong with that! I find it charming! Especially when you're aware that you just can't deal with reality. It's okay. Reality is really hard. I can't deal with lots of it myself, but breastmilk I can handle. Not that I make cheese out of it. Can I go home now?)


amych - Oct 21, 2005 11:55:09 am PDT #9762 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Can I go home now?

Heavens, yes.


flea - Oct 21, 2005 11:55:51 am PDT #9763 of 10001
information libertarian

That crazy, hmmm? I go.


amych - Oct 21, 2005 11:57:21 am PDT #9764 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

No, not crazy -- just long week, Friday afternoon, and are they really making your dept watch the glorified computer labs in the new building??!?!?


Steph L. - Oct 21, 2005 11:57:25 am PDT #9765 of 10001
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated

Red Hot Retro Girl

Oooh! I need to know how to do that (modified) to my hair for Halloween! (I'm going as a 50s housewife. Cherry dress, pearls, white gloves, apron, fishnets, pumps, redredred lipstick and nails....and maybe I should have waited until after Halloween to get my Alfalfa haircut. Hrm.)


DavidS - Oct 21, 2005 11:58:02 am PDT #9766 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

You knew I was going to click on that thinking it was the Powers character, didn't you?

Bwahahahaha! Uh, actually, no I forgot about that.

And yet, I was diabolical anyway!


SailAweigh - Oct 21, 2005 11:58:35 am PDT #9767 of 10001
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb

flea, you just expressed my daughter's attitude towards meat perfectly! She won't eat anything on the bone or that "had a face," as she puts it. Honestly, if she could pick her meat off a tree, she would.


amych - Oct 21, 2005 12:00:45 pm PDT #9768 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

And yet, I was diabolical anyway!

This is the highest and most enlightened level of diabolism, grasshopper.


SuziQ - Oct 21, 2005 12:03:43 pm PDT #9769 of 10001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

All this Halloween talk had me checking the calendar. Another week. None of the kids have costumes, though I'm only worried about the 9 year old finding something he likes. The teens can fend for themselves.


beth b - Oct 21, 2005 12:04:16 pm PDT #9770 of 10001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

SA - god to see you!

and I think Steph has done more cleaning than I have . but I did pay some bills...